8 celebrities get hilariously real about motherhood

“I call this hairstyle, “keep the kid alive”. Products you’ll need: sweat, string cheese, diaper rash cream, chewed up crayon, snot, and an enthusiastic spritz of panic,” Olivia Wilde wrote on Instagram.

Pink: “My life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop.”

“Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected,” said Blake Lively. “You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics. It might be like living with a drug addict.”

Reese Witherspoon’s revelation: “How do I do it all- with 3 kids & a full time job? This is how. Me & every other mom. #Naptime”

Hands up who’s guilty of this confession via Busy Phillips?! “You know that thing where your 3 year old is dropping her nap but then passes out on the way to dinner so you have to hold her for 45 minutes & try to not drop chips and salsa on her head?? That happened to me last night. And aside from a few crumbs, her head stayed clean!”

Kristen Bell’s truth bomb: “In the age of social media, when you can edit your life in beautiful pictures. It’s important to remind moms that all of us are wearing yogurt and all of our hands smell like urine.”

“You’re just like a human napkin for kids, like, they just wipe their face on you and stuff.” Tina Fey on motherhood.

Then, of course, there’s Chrissy Teigen…