Season five of The Bachelorette is almost over and fan-favourite Angie Kent is down to her final two.
On Thursday’s episode, we’ll see who she chooses as her beloved.
Will it be the curly-haired BFG and fireproofer Timm Hanly, whose effervescent energy constantly makes Angie laugh?
Or is it the gorgeous PT Carlin Sterritt, who is sensible, handsome and about “two per cent funny”.
But before we reach the final decision (and as with all the loved-up journeys of seasons past), each episode, we watched as one-by-one, Angie bid farewell to one or more of the contestants.
“You did not receive a rose,” host Osher Günsberg would whisper to those who’d lost.
“Please take your time to say goodbye.”
So before she makes her final decision, let’s take a trip down memory lane and see who didn’t win Angie’s heart…
Ryan, QLD
EPISODE ELEVEN:
In the most dramatic rose ceremony ever, RYAN ANDERSON left without a rose or the person he came for – Angie. We’re shook but not as much as he was. Goodbye Ryan. It’s been a ride.
Jackson, NSW
EPISODE TEN: So close yet so far. **
JACKSON GARLICK** a.k.a “pie man” was sent packing after Angie failed to see that they would work in the real world.
Matt, QLD
EPISODE NINE:
Professional BMX rider MATT WHYATT may have had the moves when it comes to his bike. But when Angie gave him the boot, he proved all the tricks in the world weren’t enough to win her heart.
Alex, QLD
EPISODE NINE:
He may have had only about 30 seconds of air time throughout the whole season, but we’re sure Angie must have seen something in ALEX MCKAY to keep him around this long. Not stress – we’re sure with looks like this, he’ll find the right girl outside the mansion. Hopefully, this time it’ll be one who actually gets to hear him speak.
Ciarran, NT
EPISODE EIGHT:
Never has anyone in the Bachelorette mansion won over as many Aussies in one fell swoop like the lovable CIARRAN STOTT. From baring all in a life drawing class to his insane comedy chops, it was a very sad moment when Ciarran decided to leave. While he wasn’t able to make it work with Angie, we know there are a million other girls ready to date him. Ciarran, we love you.
Jamie, NSW
EPISODE EIGHT:
Finally Angie saw some sense and sent JAMIE DORAN home. The firefighter was setting up fires here there and everywhere, but ultimately wasn’t able to put them out. Bye, Jamie.
Haydn, NSW
EPISODE SEVEN:
You may not have been on the same page as Angie HAYDN TRICK, but you’re still a hero in our eyes! Thanks for sticking up for all women everywhere with that Jess guy. #NeverForget
Glenn, WA
EPISODE SIX
To be honest, we’re a little shocked that Angie didn’t get to know GLENN SMITH better, because DAYUM! Unfortunately, no connection was made and she sent him home.
Tom, QLD
EPISODE FIVE:
Mickey Blue Eyes over here stood up for his “mates” in front of Ryan Anderson tonight, but it wasn’t enough for Angie, and flight attendant TOM BOWDIDGE was sent packing.
Scot, NSW
EPISODE FIVE:
You’re comedic chops weren’t up to snuff, and no amount of getting naked could save you, SCOT FULLER. Maybe stick to your day job?
Adam, QLD
EPISODE FIVE:
ADAM SELLARS. You describe yourself as a “free spirit” and now we know why. Because you’re “free” from the show. If that wasn’t clear…
Jesse, WA
EPISODE FOUR:
JESSE OWENS. We think we saw you at a cocktail party once … but maybe Angie didn’t? Ah well, so long. Farewell!
Niranga, QLD
EPISODE FOUR:
Your only claim to fame was definitely not being Angie Kent’s brother. Bye, NIRANGA AMARSINGHE, we’re sure you are lovely!
Kayde, WA
EPISODE THREE:
Farewell to our favourite budget Zac Efron aka luxury car salesman, KAYDE WILKIE.
Mitch, QLD
EPISODE THREE:
Good luck on your quest for love MITCH GOULD! Who knows, you could fulfil one lucky woman’s plumbing fantasies.
Warwick, QLD
EPISODE TWO:
Proving he has ZERO humour, WARWICK ADAMS decided to leave the mansion….because he was a bit chicken. Awkies.
Jess, QLD
EPISODE TWO:
Oh, JESS GLASGOW, how you made the worst first impression in the history of this show ever. We’re not even sorry to see you go…
Oliver, NSW
EPISODE ONE:
Goodbye OLIVER BAILEY, the 25-year-old heating technician from NSW. We really had no idea you existed…
Josh, VIC
EPISODE ONE:
Goodbye JOSH COX, the 37-year-old Mobile Zoo Owner from VIC. We also didn’t know ya…