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Billy Crystal — My family are my everything

Billy Crystal reveals the inspiration behind the show he’s performing in Australia.

He could have hosted the Academy Awards in a few weeks time, but comic superstar and actor Billy Crystal chose to tour Australia instead.

Billy, who turns 60 next month, is here to perform 700 Sundays, a self-penned tribute to his father Jack, who died when he was 15, and his mother Helen, who passed away six years ago.

The show has been incredibly successful. Are you surprised?

I’m thrilled. But I guess everyone can relate to the themes. It’s a very warm, funny show with an unusual message. It’s about standing on your own feet after you lose your parents. It’s confronting when we become orphans, but the show has helped me come to terms with it.

What is the show’s message?

Have fun! Make sure the days you have are great and full and have as much fun as you can with the people you care about. I was 15 when I lost my dad. He worked six days a week and I calculated we enjoyed 700 Sundays together.

Why come to Australia?

Having toured most of the US with the show, I wanted to take it to another country. I wanted to see if its themes about family would work in another part of the world. I first visited Sydney eight or nine years ago and loved the people. They were so happy and friendly and I’ve never forgotten it. When I decided to go somewhere new, I thought, let’s play Sydney and Melbourne.

Which comedians do you admire?

My mentor Bill Cosby once said to me that when he first started out, there were 20 comedians … and five were good. Now there are 10,000 comics … and five are good! No, really, there are many brilliant young people in the States and I’m anxious to see some comedy in Australia. I admire Chris Rock and those guys, also David Letterman and Jon Stewart. And I think Robin Williams is as perfect as you can get!

What did you think of former Seinfeld star Michael Richards’ recent racist outburst on stage during a stand-up performance?

Michael’s a friend. He’s not that way. I think he got caught up in an awful stage. It was awful … disgraceful. I think he had a meltdown, in that he thought he was going to be funny and he just slipped up. It was awful to watch. I feel bad for him. I hope he can somehow find peace and work through this and that audiences will forgive him at some point.

You’re one of those rare showbiz types who is still married to the same partner after several decades. Congratulations!

If you met Janice, you would understand why. We’ve been going together for 37 years. Janice is the great strength of my life. My family means everything to me. I have two great daughters — Jenny, who’s 34, and Lindsay, 29, and two grandchildren — Ella, 3, and Dylan, 1. They’re both beauties. Having grandkids puts life in perspective. Someone older leaves and someone new comes along … that’s how it goes.

For more of this interview, see this week’s issue of Woman’s Day (on sale February 5)

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Kylie blasts Olivier: It’s over

The pop star calls it quits over the French actor’s constant betrayals.

A heartbroken Kylie Minogue has finally ended her four-year romance with Olivier Martinez, telling the flirty French actor their relationship is over after his latest shock betrayal.

Tired of constant innuendo about her lover’s womanising, friends say Olivier’s latest flirtations last week, with Israeli model Sarai Givati and actress Michelle Rodriguez, were the final straw.

For the full story, see this week’s issue of Woman’s Day (on sale February 5)

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Princess Mary’s marriage crisis

The lonely princess’s future is in doubt as a royal feud tears her and Fred apart.

Bitter divisions in the Danish royal family are threatening to tear Princess Mary’s marriage apart and have left the mum-to-be with secret fears for her future.

Mary is also furious that Prince Frederik isn’t standing by her as she struggles to maintain her position within a palace fraught with vicious in-fighting.

Worse still, Mary fears changes to her pre-nup ? insisted on by the royal family ? could see her lose everything, including her children, if her marriage to Frederik should ever falter.

Insiders say Mary is seething that Fred has been away sailing with his mates in the US while she rides out the storm back home in Denmark alone.

For the full story, see this week’s issue of Woman’s Day (on sale February 5)

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Renae slams Schapelle — ‘She’s a liar’

Renae Lawrence

Schapelle Corby is a “sick sociopath” who “lies all the time” to get sympathy, according to her former prison mate, Bali Nine drug mule Renae Lawrence.

Hurt and furious at being described as a “psychopathic lesbian” and a “freak” in Schapelle’s best-selling book My Story, the 29-year-old has finally decided to get even by telling her version of events behind the grim walls of Bali’s Kerobokan jail.

In a secret, exclusive interview with Woman’s Day, staged behind bars at Kerobokan visitors’ centre, Renae opens the pages of her own prison diary to reveal:

The “inside story” on Schapelle’s jail romances with Tjin “Eddy” Yu and Bali Nine tough guy Andrew Chan Why her former friend Schapelle stopped going to church Schapelle’s involvement in “weird” ritual ceremonies How Corby broke a pact with Australian model Michelle Leslie — who was caught with an ecstasy pill last year — and the Bali Nine not to discuss each other in public Her “lies” about conditions inside Kerobokan Schapelle’s snubs to her Aussie well-wishers

For the full story, see this week’s issue of Woman’s Day (on sale February 5)

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I faked infertility to keep my career

My career has always been my first love, but when I was 31 I agreed to marry a lovely man that I had been seeing for several years.

Sam was really keen to have children straight away but I was focussed on my job and doing really well so I managed to convince him to wait a few years. He kept bringing up the topic and, although I was still not interested, I eventually agreed to start trying for a family.

I started taking folic acid and calcium and stopped drinking alcohol. But secretly I kept taking the pill. I felt terrible but I knew that if I got pregnant now I would lose my job, I figured this was the best way to keep everyone happy. Besides, by this time I was still only 34 and figured that I still had plenty of time to have children later, when I had achieved what I wanted at work.

Sam was so excited, he started buying little present for our ‘baby’ and spent time researching the best cots, car seats and carriers. I felt bad but I’d just been promoted again and was able to throw myself into work and forget about my lie.

Each month when I got my period Sam was so sad, and I had to pretend to be too. He’d cook me special meals full of baby-making vitamins and burn oils that supposedly promoted fertility. After a year of “unsuccessful attempts” Sam suggested seeing a fertility specialist. I put it off as long as I could but eventually I had to agree to go along.

I felt sick sitting in a waiting room surrounding by hopeful looking couples waiting nervously. I had to lie to the doctor and undergo a series of tests. When I couldn’t take it anymore I broke down and cried to Sam that all the testing was too intrusive and made me feel like a failure. I was consumed by guilt. As always, Sam was so wonderful and supportive, I hated lying to him.

By this time Sam has spent loads of money on all kinds of “natural treatments” and with the stress of it all, along with me working longer and longer hours at work, we began to fight. Sam resented me spending so much time at work and putting extra stress on my body. Gradually we stopped fighting and gave up on the idea of a baby of our own.

Today I am 46 and have pretty much missed out on my chance to have children. It hurts me to watch the sad look on Sam’s face when he plays with our friends’ children. And it hurts me even more to watch the sympathetic look that my poor childless husband gives me; misinterpreting my guilt for the pain of being unable to give him what he wanted.

No job is that important. If only I’d realised this 10 years ago.

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Clipping in summer

Every week Dr Chris Brown answers your pet questions — submit your own and browse our archives.

Question

My six year old Border Terrier really feels the heat. I would love to be able to cut his fur during the summer but have been advised that their coats shouldn’t be clipped. What should I do?

— Johnanna

Answer

On those hot days at the end of summer, there is nothing your Border Terrier would like to do more than to remove that thick jumper he’s been hauling around. So do it for him and give him a clip! The idea that his hair will never grow back, is in my opinion a bit of a myth. Sure it will take a few months to get back to how it looked before, however it’s a small price to pay for how your dog will feel now.

I promise you’ll almost be able to see the smile on his face. Removing that extra fur allows him to lose more body heat through radiating that heat away from his skin. And considering the fact that dogs can’t sweat and have to rely solely on panting to cool down, every bit of help counts. With a shorter coat, he will also be at a smaller risk of ‘hot-spots’ that in my experience occur when warmth and moisture are trapped close to the skin, allowing bacteria to breed.

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February seven-day meal plan

With holidays behind us and school back, there are no excuses left for putting off your 2007 health and fitness plan — other than thinking you’ve no time to do it.

February’s plan has time restrictions in mind — the meals are quick and easy and most of the dinners serve four, so you don’t have to make different meals for everyone in the household.

If you don’t have four mouths to feed, simply adapt the quantity of ingredients to suit.

Of course, the whole family may not want to lose weight, so you can boost their intake with larger portions of wholegrain carbs or indulge them with some fruit and ice-cream after the main course is over.

Day one | Day two | Day three | Day four | Day five | Day six | Day seven

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Dog grooming

Have a great pet tip? Share it here and read some great tips from other pet lovers.

Try buying a rubber body brush (normally for a horse) and use it to groom your dog. I find it doesn’t hold the hair and is suitable for dogs with dense coats (like the Bullmastiff).

— Verity

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Drink more milk

Diet Club

If you find yourself eating too much at mealtimes, try and have a glass of plain milk with your meal to help fill you up. Drink more plain milk in place of snacking throughout the day/night. It’s better for you than chips, biscuits, coffee etc.

But don’t forget to exercise and stay off your bum if you can, and say to yourself, “I am beautiful, I am healthy,” all the time. You will start to feel better.

And remember it won’t happen overnight but it will happen!

— Chellene

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Oprah’s ultimate betrayal

Oprah Winfrey “cried and cried” for days when she learnt her half-sister Patricia Lloyd had sold her deepest, darkest secret to a US tabloid magazine.

Now she’s preparing for more heartache. Just weeks after learning her closest family and friends are set to dish the dirt in an explosive new tell-all book, Oprah has spoken for the first time about her most heartbreaking betrayal.

For the full story see this week’s issue of Woman’s Day. On sale Jan 29.

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