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Angela Carter’s Book of Wayward Girls & Wicked Women

Angela Carter's Book of Wayward Girls & Wicked Women

Angela Carter’s Book of Wayward Girls & Wicked Women edited by Angela Carter, Virago, $35

A revolutionary and pioneering collection of short stories about mad and bad women, written by women writers, including Angela Carter, this anthology was first published in 1986, just six years before Carter’s premature death at 51. In the preface she noted that: “Most of the girls who inhabit these stories, would seem much worse if men had invented them… predatory, drunken hags… promiscuous heartbreakers. On the whole women writers are kind to women.”

With a debut tale, The Last Crop by the late Elizabeth Jolley, the British-born Australian writer, who only won acclaim as a writer in her fifties, an ex-con mother and apartment block cleaner, welcomes the poor neighbourhood to make use of the washing machine in the penthouse, canoodle in the comfort of the plush bedroom, while the out of town residents are away. She is depicted by Jolley, as Carter suggests, to have extenuating circumstances for her “crimes”.

Through the eyes of a woman, her acts are more ingenious and generous, than low down and devious. Carter’s own contribution, The Loves of Lady Purple, manipulates marionette virtuoso the Asiatic Professor, as he twists and turns murderous, necrophiliac prostitute puppet Lady Purple to a life imitating art (or is it the other way around?) finale. As deliciously and dangerously disruptive today, as it was when published 24 years ago.

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Should Australia allow same-sex marriages?

Should Australia allow same-sex marriages?

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This weekend’s Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade will have a political message, rallying against the federal law that prohibits same-sex marriages.

With gay marriage high on the national agenda, Mardi Gras isn’t missing the chance to tap into the debate, featuring an estimated 15 floats dedicated to the issue.

“We are planning something huge and spectacular that will send a loud and clear message to the world about how strongly our community feels about this issue,” Parade producer Vicktor Petroff said.

While the positions of both major parties are that marriage should be between a man and a woman, some politicians are responding to the community’s campaign, signalling a willingness to change their position.

Liberal frontbencher Malcolm Turnbull has privately polled his electorate finding 68 per cent in favour of same-sex marriage, acknowledging community views were changing despite the firm stance he earlier took against same-sex marriage.

Deputy Liberal leader Julie Bishop has said she is willing to listen to the views of her electorate when considering her vote, and Labour powerbroker Mark Arbib has come out in favour of same-sex unions.

Your say: Do you think the government allow same-sex unions to be legalised? Would you support gay marriage in your state? openline@bauermd

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Red Wolf

Red Wolf by Lisa Marklund, Bantam Press (Random House, Emma Caddy) $32.95

Annika Bengtzon may be a wife, and the mother of two small children, but she’s also one of the most courageous and determined investigative reporters in Sweden. Still suffering psychologically from her last run-in with a psychopath, Bengtzon takes a break from crime reporting, to investigate a terrorism cold case. But when a reporter following the same story dies suddenly, Bengtzon finds herself on the trail of a dangerous man.

If you liked The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, then Red Wolf will probably appeal. Just like Larsson, Marklund writes of a wintery, corrupt Sweden, and Annika has to rebel against authority while hunting a killer. She also does it while raising two kids, and fighting a younger woman for the affections of her sulky husband.

This is the fifth Annika Bengtzon book, but don’t be afraid to jump in here, like me, you might find yourself rushing out for the first four.

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The Secret Lives of Dresses

The Secret Lives of Dresses by Erin McKean, H & S Fiction, $29.99

From the love, personal growth, and fashion genre, comes “The Secret Lives of Dresses”. Dora is in danger of becoming a professional student, but she’s more enamoured of her hapless boss at the campus coffee shop than she is of her studies.

When the grandmother who raised her becomes seriously ill, Dora heads home, to help run grandma’s vintage clothing store. Many of the dresses are sold with one of her grandmother’s hand-written secret stories, often a tale of a crucial moment in the previous wearer’s life. Those tales help her learn about her wise but secretive gran, and about the parents she never knew. In the process Dora learns about herself, and how to make wiser choices in love and life.

There are no surprises here, and no challenges, but this book delivers exactly what you’d expect: like a fifties cocktail dress it’s comfortable, well executed, and blessed with an understated glamour.

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Sister

Sisterby Rosamund Lupton, Piatkus Fiction, $32.99

Beatrice thinks of herself as the successful reliable older sister of warm but flaky art student Tess. But when Tess dies and police rush to decide it’s a suicide, Beatrice reevaluates everything about herself and those close to her. What makes this book special is the way the reader is put into the same situation. We’re misled into thinking Sister is a conventional murder mystery. But nothing and no-one is as they seem.

Beatrice is a charming character, she’s smart, determined, and loving, but she may not be as reliable a narrator as she pretends. Eventually you’re forced to rethink everything she’s told you, and that’s when the true suspense begins.

A fresh plot and a stunning twist make Sister truly startling, and combined with a gripping ending, it more than makes up for Lupton’s occasionally overwrought prose. I dare you to try to predict its final pages.

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One Man Show: The Stages of Barry Humphries

  • Wear deep V neck lines. It is important to show a little skin. + Make sure you balance your proportions. If you wear a loose fitting top, wear a tailored pair of pants – this will flatter your figure. + Avoid high necklines – eg: scarves, bows and frilly colours. + A narrow tunic style top worn over slim pants will create an illusion of overall slimness and divert attention away from your stomach. Stay away from smock style tops or blouses – these will only make you look larger. + Wide and straight legged trousers will camouflage heavy legs. + If you have curves like Beyonce – flaunt them! Wear belts to cinch in your narrow waist to show off your divine feminine shape. + Do not choose pants with an elastic waist band over a tailored pair. Tailored pants will slim and control your shape – while elasticized pants will give you no shape at all. + Wear colour! Try to stick with solid colours rather than patterns – some patterns can make you look bigger – eg: large spots. + Look for clothes with shape and structure eg: that come in at the waist. Dressing in head to toe baggy clothes will look awful. + Experiment with accessories. Try large drop earrings or long necklaces that will help to elongate your shape. + If you are bigger at the bottom wear darker colours at the bottom and lighter at the top or reverse if you are smaller at the bottom and larger on top.

One Man Show: The Stages of Barry Humphries by Anne Pender, ABC Books, $35

Get your gladdies and wave them Possums, its time to celebrate the life of Edna Everage and the wild genius of her “manager” Barry Humphries. Intellectual, witty, and flamboyant, Humphries stood out in suburban mid-century Melbourne. At his sport loving private school he was the boy sitting with his back to the cricket match, knitting.

Hilarious examples of Humphries’ stinging wit pepper this authorised biography, which celebrates his extraordinary talent without shying away from his many difficulties. There are the drunken antics, some funny, some sad, the critical and popular failures, and his battles with alcoholism and depression.

This is also the story of Australia’s favourite suburban megastar, Edna Everage. From her humble beginnings as a shy twin-set wearing housewife, to her incarnation as a monstrously egotistical couture-clad Dame, her evolution is compelling.

One Man Show shines a spotlight on a sparkling original; an endlessly fascinating artist, satirist, and entertainer.

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Preincarnate

Preincarnateby Shaun Micallef, Hardie Grant, $29.95

He’s a funny man, is Shaun Micallef. And I mean that in the best way. His first novel turns out to be exceedingly funny too (in ways both ha-ha and odd) jumbling time travel and a murder mystery in with space ships, Tom Cruise and the Loch Ness monster.

With footnotes. Plus retro line drawings. And a running joke about badgers. It may sound too clever by half but really, it’s fabulously mad. The sort-of-plot is that likeable, ordinary Alexander Pruitt (“with the parched wit that made him the man to avoid at social gatherings”) is re-born 300 years earlier in someone else’s body and must race against time to stop his own murder. Put like that, it all seems pretty clear, doesn’t it? It’s those other plots about the nest of Masons and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the fate of the universe which can confuse.

What’s clear is that Micallef’s mind works in mysterious ways; happily, almost all of them evident in this novel.

I defy you to follow one single thread of logic The fate of the universe – and James 11’s hopes of being restored to the British throne – rest in the hands of just a dozen men, not counting Queen Victoria.

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Sunset Park

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Sunset Park by Paul Auster, Faber Fiction, $32.99

I’ve been hooked on Paul Auster for more than 20 years now, since his first novel, the mysterious and haunting New York Trilogy. He writes with simple elegance about complex ideas though his favourite subject, the one he keeps returning to, is the role of chance in people’s lives. The moment when fate intervenes and changes everything.

His 13th novel opens on a scene of desolation in south Florida; 28-year old Miles Heller is sifting through the abandoned goods of families whose homes have been re-possessed by the banks. It’s called trashing out, the last of a long string of dead-end jobs Miles has pursued since abandoning his own home and family following a terrible, random act for which he cannot forgive himself. Though others will, if he gives them the chance.

A lot goes on in Sunset Park – the name of the squat where Miles takes refuge – but at core, it is the story of a broken family struggling to re-assemble itself, searching for the grace to accept what it cannot change.

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Fall Girl

Fall Girl by Toni Jordan, Text Publishing, $32.95

A favourite passage from this light, bright romantic comedy has Ruby, the matriarch in a family of genteel con-artists, list some “wonderful ideas” for stings. A cream that melts away cellulite. Tablets that fill in wrinkles from the inside. Daily doses of Siberian plant juice to stop ageing.

When you think of some of the “true” cons we fall for … why not the return of the Tasmanian Tiger? This is evolutionary biologist Dr Ella Canfield’s pitch for a lucrative research grant and at first it seems jut-jawed young philanthropist Daniel Metcalf has swallowed the story. Before writing the cheque, though, he wants a weekend in the field with the dishy Dr Ella – in real life, grifter Della Gilmore who wouldn’t know a thylacine if she fell over one.

Yet if she can pull it off – and ignore the mounting sexual chemistry since falling for a mark is the ultimate professional no-no – she will save the family’s shaky fortunes. Toni Jordan has that winning quality of writing like she enjoys it. Her debut novel, Addition, was an unexpected hit and I can’t see her fans being disappointed by this one. A fun pick for the beach bag.

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Body sculpt: Best workout for your body type

Body sculpt: Best workout for your body type

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Which workout will give you the best results in the shortest amount of time? It all depends on your body type. Exercise physiologist and nutritionist Kathleen Alleaume reveals the right fitness level for your body type.

There are a number of different body types and you can thank (or blame) your parents for the genetics you have inherited. Although you can’t change your height or bone structure, you can certainly change your body shape (fat versus muscle) with the right exercise and eating habits.

As soon as you adjust your fitness routine according to your build and metabolism, you will achieve success more easily and faster than ever before.

If you don’t feel you fit exclusively into one category, opt for the body type that best describes most of your characteristics. This guide to body types is a helpful place to start but remember, no matter what category you fit into, your first concern should be health.

People who are inactive, overweight or have any medical problems may need a clearance from their doctor before embarking on any new exercise program. If you have any doubts or concerns, see your GP or exercise physiologist for individualised advice.

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Which body type are you?

While we’re all individuals, most of us fall into one of three basic categories: endomorph, mesomorph and ectomorph. Don’t be dazzled by these scientific terms. Working out which group you fit into and knowing the most effective exercise for that body type will give you the best chance of reshaping your body.

  • Ectomorphs tend to be thin, long-limbed and typically described as the “ruler” shape. They are usually tall in stature, with a long, slender neck. And due to their super fast metabolism, they carry very low levels of body fat, but have poor muscle definition compared to mesomorphs (below).

  • Mesomorphs tend to be the best body types for controlling weight. Typically referred to as the “hourglass” shape, mesomorphs have broad shoulders with a narrow waist and have a muscular physique enabling them to lose weight more easily than endomorphs (below).

  • Endomorphs are generally shaped like “apples” or “pears” and carry more body fat relative to muscle. They tend to have a round, chubby face and usually struggle to control their weight, due to a slower metabolic rate than other body types.

How to exercise

Ectomorphs

Since ectomorphs burn kilojoules very quickly and tend to want to gain weight, their fitness routines will differ. Good exercise for ectomorphs includes intense weight training workouts that will tire the muscles and build them up. Weight training is also good for building bone density, which is important for women, whose bones are prone to osteoporosis. Cardiovascular exercise is still important for general health and wellbeing.

Weight training: Three times per week, targeting the upper and lower body. Perform moderate to heavy weights with a low number of repetitions (2 x 8 repetitions), as too much activity will burn lots of kilojoules. The goal should be to try to build muscle, rather than waste kilojoules minimising what muscle tissue you already have.

Cardio: Thirty minutes, three times per week, of low-to-moderate intensity aerobic activity, such as brisk walking and swimming. Swimming is highly recommended because the water provides resistance, which is great for muscle toning.

Mesomorphs

Strength training: Yoga or Pilates, three times per week, provides muscular conditioning in a routine more likely to develop muscle tone, not size. This type of exercise will ensure a good balance between the upper and lower body, and encourage balance, stretching and flexibility.

Cardio: Circuit training (moving quickly from one exercise to the next without a break), one or two times per week, promotes strength and stamina without building bulk. Other options include boot camp, spin and step classes.

Endomorphs

Endomorphs usually carry extra fat around the lower abdomen, hips and thighs, so the key is to start with a program that burns kilojoules. Many endomorphs avoid weight training because they don’t want to bulk up. You should not avoid weights! Since building lean muscle also burns fat, endomorphs should also include weight training in their fitness plans to give their metabolism an extra boost at the same time.

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Weight training: Once or twice per week of moderate weight training, using the whole body. Use light to moderate exercises, with lots of repetitions, at a slow pace (3 x 15 repetitions) to burn extra kilojoules. To improve body symmetry, you may want to double up on upper-body exercises. For example, push-ups, pull-downs and chin-ups.

Cardio: Thirty to 60 minutes of cardio work, three to six times per week, for maximum fat and kilojoule burn. Your cardio workouts should generally be done at a moderately intense level, such as brisk walking (adding hills), elliptical training, stair climbing, jogging and incline walking. Be sure to choose a safe exercise as the extra weight can cause increased pressure on joints and bones, so it is important to avoid engaging in exercises that can add stress to these areas. Also, increase incidental exercise levels by walking (instead of driving) and taking the stairs (instead of lifts or escalators). The goal should be to burn as many kilojoules as possible.

What about diet?

Ectomorphs: Lucky you! Due to an extra fast metabolism, you actually need to eat more kilojoules than people with other body types, especially if you’re trying to build muscle. Don’t get too carried away, though, thinking you can eat whatever you want – making healthy choices is still important. Focus on complex carbohydrates, such as multi-grain breads, pasta and whole grains, fruit and vegetables. It’s best to eat often and snack on kilojoule-dense foods, such as nuts and dried fruit.

Mesomorphs: If your goal is to put on muscle, you need to consume an excess of both complex carbohydrates and protein. If you consume too many kilojoules and don’t exercise, you will put on extra fat. Aim for lean protein, such as turkey, chicken, low-fat dairy, fish and legumes, and opt for carbohydrates with a low-glycaemic index (slow-digesting), such as grainy breads, brown rice and noodles, and include healthy fats from raw nuts, olive oil, flaxseed oil and avocados.

Endomorphs: If you eat more kilojoules than you need to maintain your current weight, your body will store those extra kilojoules as fat. So, you should try to lower your total kilojoule intake by eating five or six mini-meals per day (this also helps stave off hunger). Never wait until you’re hungry to eat and never eat until full. Instead, load up on high-fibre, low-glycaemic index carbohydrates, such as fruit, vegetables, wholegrain breads, pastas and brown rice, to keep you satisfied for longer. Avoid sugar, processed food and junk food entirely. Drink enough water to stay properly hydrated. Also eat as much lean protein as possible, avoiding fatty meats and alcohol, which are high in kilojoules.

Your say: Which body type are you? How do you keep in shape?

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