1. “I dumped my groom at the altar and went to KFC”
Well a girl’s gotta eat…
2. “My husband divorced me for kissing a horse!”
Did it stand up in court?
3. “My hubby went to hospital with a tummy ache & found out he’s a WOMAN!”
Bummer.
4. “I got pregnant by a dwarf on my hens’ night!”
Not ideal for you hubby-to-be.
5. This whole cover is worth a mention:
“I caught my Alf with an elf!”
“Sick Santa kidnapped my girl, 8 (and tried to blame it on Rudolf)”
“My cheating hubby dumped me over Christmas lunch… so I threw the turkey at him!”
6. “I fell for my postie (but his other love has 3 legs!)”
This is like a riddle!
7. “A frozen chook possessed my son”
[Makes mental note to avoid poultry in the supermarket]
8. “I married an elf, but left him for Father Christmas”
Bonus: “The accident that exposed my Kev’s secret boobs!”
9. “I used Glad Wrap to stop a ghost torturing my wife”
Bonus: “My boy ballooned to 300kg eating OMO”
Bonus 2: “I caught Nan cheating with the best man… at my reception!”
10. “Revenge on my flying schnitzel!”
Did you hear the one about the rogue schnitty?
11. “A kransky stole my glass eye!”
So. Many. Questions!
12. “I spiked my son’s Milo with VIAGRA”
On purpose?!
13. “I rescued my dentures from my dead aunt at the MORGUE!”
Erm, security??
14. “My boobs tried to kill my little boy”
Dying to know what betrayal 1 was!!!!
Keep ’em coming!
