Avid Tweeter, Kelly Keegs, saw an opportunity and she took it and we are better people because of it.
A couple in the row across from the disgruntled passenger decided that sitting on a delayed flight out of North Carolina was the perfect time to bring up their relationship issues.
Naturally Kelly decided to share some pearls of wisdom she overheard during the breakup on her Twitter account.
“This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she’s SOBBING,” she began before adding: “Guy: ‘is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?’”
Kelly tweeted out this image as the break=up came to blows writing, “very stoic few minutes.”
As things got heated, the social media aficionado quipped, “this is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had.”
The saga continued: “Guy: ‘You need to calm down’ Girl: ‘I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere.’”
Before “silent sobs and sniffling,” the broken-hearted lady and her now ex-boyfriend had one last exchange, “Guy: ‘I can’t discuss this anymore.’ Girl: ‘so I’m not worth your time????’”
Then, things took a sharp turn, as Kelly, who has taken on the role as the most epic civilian journalist ever tweeted: “What the f**k? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding.”
Before ending her incredible play-by-play account of the events with, “we took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts,”
Kelly received thousands of retweets as followers of the hashtag #PlaneBreakUp hung onto her every word.
And it seems the attention got a little much, “Every time I open Twitter my phone freezes because of the mentions. Now I know how @onedirection must feel. #PlaneBreakup,” she shared.
One follower perfectly summed up how we all felt about the situation, “My girl Keegs wasn’t the hero we expected this Sunday night. But she’s the hero we deserve. #PlaneBreakup.”
We might never know how the couple on the plane ended up, but we can just be grateful that there a people like Kelly Keegs in the world!
