University students undoubtedly have a lot to stress about. The looming threat of fee deregulation, an over saturation of university degrees leading to minimal jobs and if theyโll ever make enough to pay off their HECs fees.
But one issue trumps them all and weโre eternally thankful we have The University of Queensland Liberal National Club to bring it to our attention.
In the latest edition of officeholders motivated purely by padding out their resume arguing about inconsequential topics, the UQLNC passed a motion to make it a crime to criticise the Queen.
Thatโs right; they want to reintroduce sedition laws. You may remember such laws from the 1940s โ 1960s, but not past 1961 because thatโs the last time someone was prosecuted under them.
The incredibly important motion was in retaliation to the launch of a republican movement on the campus โ read: not the real world โ earlier this month.

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BuzzFeed News reports that the push is coming from a faction of the club who support the former club president, Kurt Tucker โ yes, the man forced to resign last month after declaring he would be a Nazi Party member if he was lucky enough to be alive in 1930s Germany.
The topic probably hit peak niche issue when everyone realised literally no-one criticises the Queen.
The majority of us wouldnโt dare criticise Queen Elizabeth II so it all seems a bit irrelevant, in our humble opinion.

One student described the sedition motion as โridiculousโ to BuzzFeed News.
โWeโre worrying about our HECS debts, whether weโll ever be able to afford a house, and the undersupply of full time jobs in Queensland,โ Sinรฉad Canning, UQ student and Young Greens member told the publication.
โNo wonder the LNPโs youth vote is tanking.โ
Yeah probably that and the fact theyโre electing Nazi sympathisers.
This isnโt the first time the club has made headlines.
In 2014, they hosted an asylum seeker themed pub crawl. Really. It was to celebrate their supreme overlord Tony Abbottโs 100 days of no boat arrivals under the โStop the Boatsโ border protection policy.
I mean it seems highly insensitive, but then we just keep coming back to that whole Hitler thing and it all just falls into place.
Iโm sure the UQLNC doesnโt need me to point out that many asylum seekers fleeing persecution are doing so because they criticised their government, thereby breaking sedition laws used by heads of state to suppress dissent.
Or maybe theyโve been so busy accosting people with flyers they havenโt realised the irony.