Lads mag Maxim has released its annual ‘Hot 100’ list where they publish their pick of the hottest women in Australia. Collective eyeroll.
Orange Is The New Black star Ruby Rose has topped this year’s list, beating Margot Robbie and Sophie Monk.
But what’s most remarkable about this year’s list is that it reads like an SEO hitlist/comprehensive guide of every single woman who’s famous in Australia. It contains many political figures as well as the usual celebrities and reality TV stars.
Frances Abbott, daughter of Tony Abbott and [body-building star], has taken 6th place on the list, her aunt Christine Forster also features at number 91.
Ahead of Pauline Hanson (92), Lisa Wilkinson (96), Penny Wong (97), The “Vote No” TV ad Mums (98, YES REALLY), Julie Bishop (99) and Lucy Turnbull (100).
We’re also not sure how some women aren’t worthy of being their own entity – aka the Fox News presenters or The Bachelor girls, 34th and 60th respectively.
Ex-Bachelorette Sam Frost has also been relegated to 58. She was their 4th place pick in 2015 but famously slammed her Maxim cover. Guess that explains it.
And while we’re 100% not condoning a list that ranks women’s attractiveness – how the heck is Queen Nicole Kidman down at 35?!
Reality TV stars make up a lot of this year’s women with Married at First Sight’s Cheryl Maitland featuring at number 44.
Schapelle Corby ranked high in the eyes of the magazine at number 17.
Here’s the full list, should you wish to peruse:
MAXIM AUSTRALIA’S HOT 100 LIST
Ruby Rose
Margot Robbie
Sophie Monk
Renee Somerfield
Delta Goodrem
Frances Abbott
Jennifer Hawkins
Jessica Marais
Miranda Kerr
Rebel Wilson
Olympia Valance
Ellie Gonsalves
Bindi Irwin
Jessica Gomes
Parnia Porsche
Samantha Kerr
Schapelle Corby
The Veronicas
Imogen Anthony
Chloe Hurrell
Tegan Martin
Emily Sears
Casey Boonstra
Jessica Mauboy
Kate McLennan & Kate McCartney
Pia Miller
Samantha Armytage
Natalie Roser
Olivia Rogers
Sally Pearson
Sally Fitzgibbons
Jasmine Yarbrough
Ellyse Perry
The Bachelor girls
Nicole Kidman
Steph Claire Smith
Pia Muehlenbeck
Jesinta Franklin
Laura Lydall
Danielle Macdonald
DJ Havana Brown
Rose Byrne
Lara Worthington
Cheryl Maitland
Natasha Oakley
Yasmin Kassim
Cate Blanchett
Casey Donovan
Olena Khamula
Lydia Pedrana
Gabrielle Miller
Erin Phillips
Robyn Lawley
Gabi Simpson
Sylvia Jeffreys
Fiona Falkiner
Julia Morris
Sam Frost
Nicky Whelan
Fox Sports Presenters
Carrie Bickmore
Emma Booth
Lauryn Eagle
Simone Holtznagel
Rebecca Maddern
Erin Molan
Heather Maltman
Amanda Keller
Mia Freedman
Brooke Evers
Isla Fisher
Emma Freedman
Olivia Phyland
Real Housewives
Kitty Flanagan
Asher Keddie
Sonia Kruger
Sandra Sully
Kylie Minogue
Alice Roberts
Em Rusciano
Nicole da Silva
Amber Sherlock
Jackie O
Kylie Gillies
Fifi Box
Tyana Hansen
Chrissie Swan
Allana Ferguson
Celeste Barber
Christine Forster
Pauline Hanson
Isobella Fraser
Olivia Newton-John
Kate Langbroek
Lisa Wilkinson
Penny Wong
The “Vote No” TV ad Mums
Julie Bishop
Lucy Turnbull
