Every September AFL fans gather to watch the two best teams in the competition contest the premiership in an impressive spectacle of strength and skill – but there are also babes, plenty and plenty of babes.
And while the Swans and the Hawks battle it out for the grand final flag the real winners on the day are the spectators, especially those who grow giddy at the sight of a bunch of hot, sweaty men smashing into each other in an athletic display that would even get blind Sally’s heart racing. Really.
So to honour the weekend’s AFL event here are our picks for the players we wouldn’t mind playing ootsies with.
While one team will walk away second best there are certainly no losers on this list of hot AFL babes.
Apart from being one of the most handsome men in AFL Josh Gibson is also a nice guy (*sigh). Last year the Hawk and his beautiful, tanned, 189 cm frame walked away with the clubs best a fairest award which is remarkable in a premiership year. Yes, he’s a dreamboat.
While Swans forward Kurt Tippett might wear number 8 on his Guernsey we give him a 10 out of 10.
Meet Hawks forward Paul Puopolo, he just might have the best biceps in the biz.
Hawks defender Matt Spangher is all about the #longhairdontcare. The 27-year-old footballer has reached cult status in his home of Hawthorn but women nationwide can see a hero quality in him. It’s not hard to imagine him on horseback in medieval dress welding and sword to rescue a damsel in distress, right?
Luke Hodge is the skipper of the Hawthorn FC. Luke has enjoyed an amazing career with an impressive 249 games under his belt and… oh who cares, just LOOK at those baby blues!
If Swans centre half-forward Sam Reid lucks out in his AFL career he could always become a male model.
Lance ‘Buddy’ Franklin is the game’s biggest name and for this lists purposes, biggest babe. Apart from his creamy caramel complexion and dreamy hazel eyes the man of the moment has the Swannies premiership hopes resting on his big broad shoulders. Luckiest. Woman. Ever. Jesinta Campbell!
Hawks veteran Sam Mitchell is good at football and soccer but most importantly, he has a pretty nice derriere.
With 350 games under his belt Adam Goodes might be the best footballer that ever played the game but he’s also one of the nicest blokes in Australia. With a physique that flaws all rational sense we just want to say keep up the yoga Goodsey, our eyeballs thank you.
Phwoar! While he may have endured a season ending hamstring injury earlier this year but we couldn’t make a hot list and not include one of the most attractive men in AFL, Swan, Tom Derickx. Just think, there is a lucky someone out there gets to massage his body back to health!
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