Now, an app called Who Deleted Me will save you from that peril and instead tell straight out which one of your “friends” have removed you from their virtual life.
No longer will you see your friend count drop and wonder “who in their right mind would delete me from Facebook? Don’t they love my daily status updates about the state of politics in our nation?”
Now you can pin-point exactly who would rather not be constantly updated with iPhone snaps of your two-year-old eating breakfast, sitting in a car seat or wearing a new shirt that you just picked up on sale from Target.
In an effort to avoid some very awkward confrontations, once you’ve installed the app it will clearly show you which of your former friends have deleted you off their newsfeed or have simply disabled their account.
Unfortunately, the app will only total your friend count once it’s been downloaded, so you won’t be able to get a long list of all your previous heartbreaks, sour friendships or nosy aunts who’ve had enough of seeing questionable photos of your Saturday night antics.
The fun doesn’t stop there though, in case you weren’t satisfied with your now advanced stalking abilities, you can also view the last time your Facebook friends signed onto to their account.
This added feature will no doubt assist in developing new romances by allowing you to ask, “how come you haven’t replied to my 5:45pm text message but you logged into Facebook at 6:23pm?”
Ahh the wonders of modern technology, breaking hearts one app at a time!