What were we thinking? We should have known that letting kids request whatever they wanted from Santa (price points irrelevant) would be a little dangerous.
But what would Christmas be without the tradition of pouring their little hearts’ greatest desires into a detailed letter to Santa?
Here we’ve listed some of the most hilarious letters to Santa shared online by parents.
Between the barrage of pony requests and the occasional call for a high-powered car, these kids are not afraid to ask for anything.
Good luck, Mum and Dad!
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What sort of “mature stuff” did you have in mind?
“Disneyland trip / $300 / Art studio / own TV”.
Calling all “people named Jeff”… bring some ravioli with you.
Number four is a little worrying.
Lime green convertible Jaguar, $10000 AND some surprises?
And Hannah Montana herself.
What are the differences between “dogs and kittens” and “fuzzy dogs and fuzzy kittens”?
The carton-to-bowl journey can be so treacherous.
(And I want a hampster?)
Any solar system in particular?
Easiest Ever Christmas House
Some very serious present requests.
Santa has been warned.
A simple request at least!
Will that be all?
Most of them.