BREAKING UPDATE
The story that broke the internet last week, the mysterious jogger who was regularly defecating on a families lawn, has received an update.
A spokesman for the “mad pooper of pine creek” has come forward today claiming the woman can no help her toilet habits , following a botched gender reassignment surgery and a traumatic brain injury. However, there has been no proof or verification that this man is actually speaking on behalf of the jogger.
The spokesman goes on to say that the jogger is well within her rights to go the bathroom wherever she pleases and she is protected under the First Amendment, comparing the action to breastfeeding.
Legal officials have come forward saying that is not the case and defecating in someone’s yard is definitely a crime.
With the world on the lookout for this woman, it’s only a matter of time before the police catch her .
Original story below
A family in the US is having to deal with a very bizzare and frankly pretty disgusting situation. They are on the hunt for a woman who has been regularly defecating in their front yard while on her morning jog.
The family, who thankfully can see the humour in situation, have dubbed the woman, “The Mad Pooper of Pine Creek.”
Cathee is working on a public campaign to hopefully shame the jogger into stopping.
Speaking to US News, KKTV, Cathy Budde says they have caught her in the act twice and begged the woman to stop – now the police are becoming involved.
“It’s not like it’s private… people can see you. I mean, we’re seeing her,” Cathy tells the news team.
She then explains it was her children her first witnessed the jogger in action.
“They came screaming, ‘you’re not going to believe this. There’s a lady taking a poop!'”.
“So I came outside and said, ‘are you serious are you really out here taking a poop in front of my kids?'”.
“And she’s like, ‘Yeah…. Sorry.'”
After thinking that the woman would surely be too mortified to return, or come back and clean up her mess, Cathee was shocked to find the woman has continued her actions.
Cathee thinks the runner knows exactly what she’s doing and even comes with napkins in her pockets.
The strangest thing about this story?
There are numerous public restrooms available close to the location, including a public bathroom across the street.
More on this as it develops.
