While we are by no means in the business of shaming people for their sexual desires and turn ons (sex positivity, people), you can understand why these 11 women may have been a little freaked out if what happened to them wasn’t discussed (and consented to) beforehand…
1. “Sheep were watching”
“Got dry humped by a giant 18 year old farmer boy (I was 16 at the time) at the foot of a mountain in Kerry. There were at least 20 sheep in attendance, like, watching. Waiting.” Via Reddit.
2. “He wanted me to slap his balls”
“I dated a dude for a while who was really into getting slapped in the balls. Like, he LOVED it. I was happy to oblige, but it was strange because it went against all my instincts and my entire sex life up until that point which had taught me not to smack people in the nuts.” Via Reddit.
3. “He wanted to drink my breast milk”
“My first boyfriend asked me to make myself produce breast milk so I could feed him. He ordered vitamins and wanted me to order a breast pump. I was 19 and no kids at the time. Glad I noped the fuck out of that.” Via Reddit.
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4. “I had sex AND phone sex at the same time”
“I was probably about 18-19, and I went to a three-day heavy metal festival. Back then I was very into casual sex. I was a bit bored, since I was at the festival by myself, and was just sitting in front of my tent one evening. A guy walked by, and I asked him if he was different. Unsurprisingly, he was. So we got to it, with protection of course, when my phone started ringing. It was my bang buddy from back home. So, I don’t remember how it happened, but I ended up having sex while also having phone sex at the same time. It was underwhelming.” Via Reddit.
5. “I watched him stick a metal rod up his penis”
“I hooked up with this very sweet guy, but after some pretty alright sex, he started talking about how he once had to have a catheter in, and how sexy it was, and how much he liked it, and then asked me if I knew what sounding was, and then pulled out a little case of sounding rods and a giant bottle of lube and asked me if I wanted to do it to him, or just watch. So I watched. It was not at all arousing but it was legitimately fascinating to see how it worked, and he seemed to really enjoy it. But that was the last time we hooked up because the idea of sticking a metal rod up a man’s penis makes my genitals worried. Via Reddit.
6. “He roared like a lion”
“I briefly casually dated this guy and during the one time we had sex he started roaring like a lion. It was very weird, he was so loud. I was shocked, I never experienced anyone roaring in bed before, but he had his eyes closed and I don’t think he noticed my reaction. He was REALLY into it. We were in his dorm and his roommate also walked in on us at one point. The whole encounter was like something out of a sitcom.” Via Reddit.
7. “The guy had a giantess fetish”
“Dude was into being made to feel like a tiny human (literally had a ‘giantess’ fetish) and could only get hard if I was crushing his face. Unfortunately he was a giant himself and a condition of his fetish is that small women make him feel even smaller, and I (a small woman) was too short to reach down and do anything with him while crushing him. He had a mirror on the wall at my face level and I saw into my own soul and realised I wanted to go home.” Via Reddit.
8. “I was in handcuffs and he had a seizure”
“I was in a BDSM relationship with a fella and one night I was blindfolded, handcuffed, thighs chained together while we were full on going at it. He’d recently had brain surgery (VERY recently, like a couple months previous) and was still having some problems. Mid-thrust, he pulled out, said, ‘Hang on a minute, babe,’ and proceeded to go into a grand mal seizure. Luckily and this was unusual my hands happened to be cuffed in front of me, so I was able to get the blindfold off to see why the hell he made that weird noise. Still cuffed and chained, I managed to get him rolled on to his side thank god we were on the bed and he hadn’t rolled off. I couldn’t find the handcuff keys.
“I managed to get the chains off my legs and about that time he came back around. I asked him where the cuff keys were and he looked at me like he had no idea what any of those words meant. Then he noticed I had handcuffs on and in all sincerity, asked me who the hell had done that to me. I said, you did.’ ‘BULLSHIT. You’re joking.’ Finally, I found the cuff keys, and also his meds. Fed him his meds, stayed with him that night. He was up and ready to go to finish things up in about an hour. We still did it.” Via Reddit.
9. “He wanted her to wear exotic fur”
“I knew a girl in college who went back to hook up with some 40 year old guy from the bar and halfway through, he brought out these like giant exotic fur pelts and wanted her to wear them. I will never forget her telling us the story in the morning even though this was like five years ago. I can’t say I’ve ever had any experiences a quarter as weird as that.” Via Reddit.
10. “He said something really weird”
“We were doing it on the floor and he said, ‘Wow. You’re so wet. I could fill up a cup and drink it.’ So bizarre.” Via Reddit.
11. “A doctor asked me to put a needle into his pee hole”
“I once had a man ask me to put this long needle looking contraption into his pee hole while French kissing… Craziest shit ever… I am a retired Escort so I got paid big bucks for this. Also it was one of my first ‘dates’. And he was a doctor.” Via Reddit.
