If you’re looking for a relaxing, wholesome summer holiday, Magaluf probably shouldn’t be top of your list – although the rest of Mallorca is an absolute dream.
Known as the destination for post-A Level celebrations, hen’s parties, buck’s dos and it’s general ethos of debauched behaviour, it’s pretty clear that if you’re going on holiday to Magaluf you’re not looking for a ‘quiet one’, although authorities are starting to clamp down on drinking.
More recently Spanish police have been ‘raiding’ party boats to keep them in check but one man didn’t need the police to be keeping an eye on him – he was going to be under the watchful surveillance of his girlfriend.
Kieran Lumsden recently headed to the island for a trip away without his lady but before leaving he tweeted what his girlfriend, Whitney, had given him as a going away present: a set of 10 rules to abide by, saying that had ‘took psychoness to a new level’.
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Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)
No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.)
Do not follow girls on social media.
TATTOO = NAW, you’ll be checked when you get home
DON’T mix drink! “DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS”
If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.
Stay in your own bed!
Dinny buy girls drink. That money can be spent on me.
Text Kim every day! She’ll be worrying.
You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, WALK AWAY
NO PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC [Snapchat] STORIES
This all sounds very healthy.
In case you’re wondering how Kieran’s holiday went, we’re judging by the following that he had a pretty great time.
Story via: The Debrief
