A hilarious dating video made in 1967 has been published online, offering a fascinating inside into the now-extinct courting ritual.
The short film, produced by the US military in 1967, advises naval officers on how to make a good impression on women.
Entitled ‘How to Succeed with Brunettes’, the clip shows four common social situations: dinner at a fancy restaurant, a trip to the cinema, a small gathering and a night of dancing.
Each segment begins with a witty exhibition of how not to behave, with a sarcastic voiceover offering faux praise at the sailor’s inappropriate and un-gentlemanly behaviour.
The scenario is then replayed to show the chivalrous and correct way to woo a lady.
The US Navy’s guide to succeeding with women:
DON’T be late. “Being on time indicates you are a dependable businesslike person. And let’s face it, a good-looking girl isn’t going to hang around too long for anybody — too many good-looking young men on the prowl.”
DO treat her as an equal. “Women like that.”
DO order your date’s food for her. “It’s just good manners.”
DO be a gentleman. “Success with brunettes and blondes is built upon respect and being a gentleman is about commanding respect.”
DON’T mess up her hair when helping her put on her coat. “If you muss it, you’re going to lose points.”
DON’T grab her arm or try to steer her. “Offer your hand or arm and if she wants or needs assistance, she’ll take it.”
DO open doors. “View every door as an excellent chance to make a good impression. It’s the way to succeed with brunettes.”
DO let ladies go first. “It’s an old saying, but a good one 90 per cent of the time. Of course, if you’re entering a restaurant and there’s no maitre-d to lead you to your table, then you would lead the way and choose an appropriate table.
