An Aussie Mum has found unexpected fame on Facebook after her frank account of what it’s like to have ‘parent sex’ went viral.
Constance Hall is a young Mum with two bundles of fun, and a husband she hardly ever gets to have grown-up cuddles with.
In her excited post, she announced: “We had “parent sex” yesterday”.
Constance went on to describe the experience, saying: “You know what parent sex is. It’s that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food, where you notice that all of your kids are pretty distracted, where you realise it’s been almost a month since you banged and are starting to feel like flat mates.”
The racy post includes the moment where they take up position with ‘one foot against the door’ because kids “can be pretty quiet when they’re sneaking up on people.”
“It’s a pretty romantic scene really, listening to Iggle Piggle in the back ground,” she said, adding: “Men are amazing and impressive creatures … it’s inspiring how one can manage to “finish” under such circumstances. Us women aren’t always so easy.”
