Because “it’s broken” is a very serious and totally legitimate reason not to eat something delicious. Instagram account, MyKidCan’tEatThis, knows this well.
“#MyKidCantEatThis because he wanted apples and peanut butter and this is…”
#MyKidCantEatThis because, and I quote: “Elsa’s too tall.” #PaperPlateProblems
Disney Princess Growth Hormones #BloodTestForElsa #BeautyInAllSizes #ImLosingMyMind
“#MyKidCantEatThis because after being told repeatedly that there are peanuts in the candy, it turns out that- spoiler alert – there are indeed peanuts on the candy. #Shocker #SurpriseNuts #BandNames”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because he asked for regular pancakes not Mickey pancakes. #WhyDoWeEvenTry #BecauseLove”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because after watching the movie “Ratatoulli” 658098764 times and asking me to make what they made 787628 times I spent hours scouring the internet for the exact same recipe from the movie and made it and now they can’t eat it because a rat didn’t make it #norats #tooreal #apparentlyratscookbetter”
“#MyKidCantEatThis dumpling because, “ewww, it has toes..” #flesh #DumplingCannibal #NotWithoutAPedicure”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because there’s a hole in it. A hole that she put there with her thumb. #YouCantProveAnything #NewSnackPlease”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because it’s cold and ‘tastes like you mixed a bunch of fruits together.’ Um, I did. #ItsCalledFruitSalad”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because a piece broke off of the bar and he ‘usually doesn’t eat them when this happens.’ #OkThen #IfThatsWhatYouUsuallyDo #CantArgueWithFacts”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because it’s ‘too beautiful.’ She’s crying actual tears of joy. She’s 4.”
“#MyKidCantEatThis because ‘it’s dirty.’ On Earth we call this ‘seasoning.'”
“#MyKidCantEatThis I got a new toy and spent AGES cutting the boy’s lunch out. Eddie took one look, sighed, and said ‘You shouldn’t have done that.'”
“#MyKidCantEatThis Carson wanted an egg in a nest for lunch. Specifically star-shaped. So I bust out the 12 grain bread and get to work. He was excited to receive it, but then he asked me to cut it diagonally. Sure, I said. He then proceeded to stare at it in disgust, completely appalled by the abomination in front of him, refusing to touch it because it’s now “broken”. #MyToddlerIsAnAHole”
“#MyKidCantEatThis full bowl of oatmeal because she wants more oatmeal. #PleaseSirCanIHaveSomeMore #No #ToddlersAreAnnoying”
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