If you thought your mother-in-law’s attempt to get the baby-making process along with hand-knitted baby boots and none-so-subtle hints about ticking clocks were too much, just wait til you see this.
Spies Travel, a real (yes, real) travel company, has released their ad for their new travel package which claims to guarantee a grandchild for clucky mothers-in-law “within nine months”.
The ad, which begins by informing you of Denmark’s rapidly declining birth rate, advertises an ‘active holiday’ which will ‘get the blood pumping’ – and the baby-making on.
The ad alleges that an active holiday will increase your child libido and lead to more sex, meaning that there is a higher chance that your long-awaited grandkid will soon be on its way.
The package is even catered to grown children who “aren’t team players” – if you know what they mean, promising to get bachelors and bachelorettes out into the world, and into the bedroom.
Although most mothers probably wouldn’t go to these lengths to get a grandchild, the ad itself is popular enough, already gaining thousands of views and shares.
