Although, in reality, we know that kids are actually the best, sometimes, #KidsAreTheWorst.
And we can prove it.
“Off with their heads!” #PrinceOfHearts #YouDontLeaveMeFlowers #KidsAreTheWorst
via @stephanniet
After the play date = strong desire to make a large donation to a thrift store
#HowDidYouGetAllTheseToys #KidsAreTheWorst
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Paint me like one of your French girls. #ThisPaintsMeToTellYou #ThatsNotHowStatuesAreMade #NoPaintNoGain #KidsAreTheWorst
Screwed. #KidsAreTheWorst
“Mom, we’re out of toilet paper.” #ComeWipeMyBum
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Hot manicure? Nailed it. #SurpriseYourMicrowaveIsOnFire #FlammableNails
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“You want cool air, you gotta pay, buddy!” #ColdHardCash #KidsAreTheWorst
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“If you insist on being my shadow…” #DontWorryItWillWashOffInTwoWeeks #KidsAreTheWorst
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Beware of sleeping in on the weekend. #SaladFace #KidsAreTheWorst
Powder room. #NeverLeaveThemAloneForAMinute
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Read my lips: No New Markers. #KidsAreTheWorst
via @skifam
Player. #TwoLovesOnePicture
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“Don’t forget to pack a drink in your lunch.” School is super hard these days. Stay thirsty, children! For knowledge! #LooksLikeSodaMaybe