OK, the struggle is real for Albert Pukies. I mean, naturally, all the guy wants is to rep a Dad Bod, complete with the kind of belly fuzz your own father’s been rocking since 1989.
So, what did this London-based “creative” do to fill the hairy, rotund void in his life? He made a dad bod-esque bumbag called the dadbag.
Uh-huh, no word of a lie, Pukies has invented a furry stomach that you can not only take off as you please (#thedream) but can also carry your phone, wallet and keys in.
Why? Because he wanted a dad bod without having to scoff a heap of bad-for-you foods and ultimately have his health suffer.
The entire dadbag rage.
Just, y’know, hanging out…
So lifelike.
“I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have [a] dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it,” Pukies wrote on Bored Panda of his invention.
“The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.”
The way it works? Like any old bumbag, just slap it on, strap it up, then stop, drop and slouch and let the dadbag do the rest.
While the dadbog can’t be purchased yet, Pukies is keen to kickstart a crowd-funding account to raise money to produce it.
Until then, and with the warmer weather rolling in, we’ll just let those with a real dadbod roll.
