No more sleeps, The Bachelor Australia 2018 is officially here.
And The Bachelor Australia premiere did not disappoint.
As promised, Nick Cummins is the biggest breath of fresh air to grace the franchise and the Honey Badgerโs intuitive nature and cheeky personality has wooed all of Australia.
To celebrate, weโve rounded up the funniest moments from tonightโs Bachelor premiere!
1. Gird your loins, thereโs A LOT of steamy moments ahead
We counted at least three different make-out sessions between Nick Cummins and several mystery women in the opening teaser showing what we can expect this season.
From a beach-side romp, to a steamy pool pash โ our Bachelor isnโt afraid to get down and dirty with his female flames.

Pwoah! This could be the cover of an erotic fiction book.

Nickโs biceps are almost too big to fit in the frame here.

Wowโฆ Just wow!
2. When Nick took Shannon for a โlapโ to calm her nervesโฆ and compared her to a thoroughbred horse
You can hardly blame the human ray of sunshine that is Shannon for feeling a bit jittery after meeting Nick on the red carpet.
Proving he really is in tune with female energies, Nick decided to take โShazโ for a โtrotโ to help calm her jitters.
โIโm shโโg my dacks,โ the 25-year-old admits.
โIโm feeling nervous too! You know horses before they race? They take them for a walk and then everything cools down! Being a thoroughbred yourselfโฆโ Nick says as he leads Shannon around the candle-lit garden for a soothing potter.

โYouโre awesome, I love you,โ Shaz tells Nick as he takes her on a anti-anxiety walk.
3. Is Caylaโs love rock the new pot plant of 2018?
Whatโs a season of The Bachelor without an energy healer?
Enter Cayla, who is into crystals and punctuating every sentence with the word โlegit.โ
Rocking up with a very revealing slit at the front of her dress and a rose quartz crystal, which she recently purchased to help โattract love and marriageโ, the 27-year-old selflessly gifts the gemstone to Nick, instructing him to keep it by his bed at the Bachelor mansion.
โI bought this for myself around six weeks ago to attract love and marriage. Iโm gifting it to you to wish you luck on your journey,โ she says.

Will Caylaโs love rock win Nick over?

After a slight wardrobe malfunction, Cayla recovered to make a lasting first impression.
4. When Nick was reunited with his former flame Cass Wood
[After we learnt Nick and Cass dated in the real world,](https://www.nowtolove.com.au/reality-tv/the-bachelor-australia/bachelor-australia-cass-50118|target=โ_blankโ
) weโve all been waiting for their red carpet reunion.
And it was equal parts awkward and electrifying, proving thereโs a definite spark still lingering.
โWe know each other pretty well. We had a couple of dates. The timing wasnโt right because she was doing her thing, I was doing my thing,โ Nick admits.

Theyโve still got it! It doesnโt take a body language expert to see Nick and Cass have a spark.
5. When โDasha from Russiaโ dry-humped Nick
Look, she may have literally leapt onto the Honey Badger with her er, beaver on his face but kudos to Dasha for mixing things up and giving us the most memorable red carpet arrival of the night.
โI totally used that one just to touch you,โ she cackles.
And something tells us Nick didnโt mind one iota.

The old โIโll jump on you and do some sit-upsโ trick works every time!

Side note: Weโre very impressed with Dashaโs core strength.
6. When Cat called Sophie a basic bโh
And we have our first manufactured fight of the season with Cass labelling Sophie a โbasic bโhโ for allegedly dating her ex.
โI think Nick will think sheโs a basic bitch who doesnโt have much to offer,โ Cass fumes.

Cass isnโt a fan of Sophieโs.

Sophie is alleged to have dated Cassโ ex just before entering the Bachelor mansion.
7. Caylaโs stunt bombed out
In a desperate attempt to get Nickโs attention, Cayla decides to jump into the pool.
The deafening sound of crickets can be heard as her snarky co-stars tell her: โWay to ruin a good dress, babe!โ
โHeโs not going to give that drowned rat a rose,โ Blair adds.

Itโs a fizzer, sorry Cayla.
8. So long, farewell to Urszula, Autumn, Susie
Gone too soon!
But also, onya Nick for chopping three babes on night one.

RIP to the night one evictees.
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