Nothing says buzzkill like Ines Basic on a boatโฆ
On Tuesdayโs episode of Married at First Sight, Bronson Norrish and his bride were whisked away on a romantic honeymoon to Port Douglasโฆ except that it wasnโt romantic for poor old Bronson!
In fact, if we were the 34-year-old, we would have gotten on the next plane outta there, STAT.
Unfortunately, Ines has already made it pretty clear how much she hates her new TV husband. And when we say hate, we mean H.A.T.E.
Even before the pair tied the knot, Ines blurted out her true feelings about the entrepreneur and they were nothing short of, well, blunt.
โHi Bronson, can we get rid of your eyebrow ring please?โ she quipped as we collectively drew a very deep breath. And who could forget her charming: โWhen he smiled, I first wanted to punch him in the jawโ remark.
So when production put them on a small boat together, on choppy waters in Northern Queensland to go parasailing, it was bound to cause someโฆ upset.
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Ines speaking her mind. Again. (Source: Channel 9)
Even though Ines puts on a tough exterior, it is clear that she has a very big fear of heightsโฆ or waterโฆ or boatsโฆ or deathโฆ all of which are elements of parasailing.
And if you think she was going to be comforted by Bronson, you would be sorely mistaken โ because she doesnโt need no comforting.
โI think you should go up on your own,โ Ines tells Bronson, while clearing her throat for the fiftieth time.
After he asks if she wants to โdo it by herselfโ, she slaps him in the face.
โI just donโt want to do it with you!โ
Ouch, poor Bronson.
โI think Bronson thought that I was just being dramatic,โ Ines tells the producers. โI was actually like serious. I didnโt feel well like mentally, emotionally and spiritually.โ
We canโt tell if he was sunburned or turning red from furyโฆ (Source: Channel 9)
Clearly overwhelmed and petrified of this activity, Ines tells Bronson that he should go first, and ever so eloquently wishes he would disappear.
โIโll watch you, and if anyone has a knife so I can cut the rope, watch Bronson sail away into the skyโฆโ
And finally, after what seemed to be like an eternity, earth angel Bronson blows upโฆ
โI donโt want to tell someone what to do, but if theyโre being a dโk Iโll tell ya!โ and tell her, she did.
โIโve got to say it, as a human you are a horrible horrible person,โ he claps back, while we all cheered, and while Ines practically screamed at him to โShut the fโ up! Get me off the fโing boat,โ he calmly replies: โI can see why you are single, eh!โ
Andโฆ

Twitter were of course set alight, because MAFS wouldnโt be MAFS without its audience.
In all reality, Bronson truly is the perfect match for Ines.
Heโs kind, wears his heart on his sleeve and has been through more than most people could ever fathom.
But everyone has their limits and he really knows how to put Ines in her place โ we just hope that she can settle down and enjoy the ride.
And if not, he can write a big fat โLEAVEโ at the commitment ceremony.
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