Thereโs nothing Aussie reality TV buffs love more than a fiery celebrity chef on a cooking show โ and thatโs exactly what weโre being delivered when Colin Fassnidge joins the debut season of Kitchen Nightmares Australia.
Premiering Wednesday, October 12 on Channel 7 and 7plus, the outspoken celebrity chef will visit a different struggling restaurant each week, uncovering why these establishments are on the brink of collapse, before relaunching them in only five days.
On the journey to each restaurantโs relaunch, Colin will use his culinary expertise to discover their inherent problems and offer solutions to put them back on their feet.
From improving the food they serve, to the way they run their kitchens and business strategy, Colin aims to send each owner on their way to a brighter future.
From โfresh frozenโ seafood and burgers served with peanut butter and bananas, to kitchens mired in filth and owners at war with their staff, Colin will strip the restaurants and their menus back to what he knows will work.
Along the way he will meet delusional owners, fight with belligerent chefs and bring his and years of experience to the fore while working against the clock to relaunch their restaurants at the end of five days.
Keep reading to learn more about the struggling restaurants Colin will be relaunching.
Mumma Joโs Diner
Mumma Joโs Diner is a busted-up, brokendown American-style diner in Wallerawang, NSW. With bad attitudes and even worse food, will Colin be able to serve this owner a reality check in just five days?
Owner Jo is over her head in debt. Sheโs recently sold her car to pay the staff and currently owes more than $100,000.
As a result, Jo is very hands-on with her business. When sheโs not serving chilli dogs, cheesy dogs and double American burgers, Joโs giving her staff a serving of their own.
Colinโs take: โBehind every bad business is a delusional owner, and Mumma Jo is a prime fโing example. She dreams of taking her small-town American diner global, but canโt even get anyone to turn off the f***ing highway. Iโve got my work cut out for me if I want to bring her back to reality before she goes bankrupt.โ
Cooks @ Corriganโs
Colin heads to Batemans Bay, NSW to help resort owner Andrew with an angry chef and a failing restaurant. When he arrives, other major problems are uncovered, including Andrewโs true motives.
Batemans Bay and the surrounding coast has had a tough few years, starting with the summer bushfires and closely followed by the pandemic.
This community well and truly needs a break, and it seems the restaurant staff do too as Andrew has been feeding lies and setting them up for failure, not to mention passing off frozen product from Vietnam as fresh.
Colinโs take: โThis restaurant is a prime example of someone with a huge f***ing ego allowing their power to overrule common sense. Andrew is not utilising what is right under his nose: a great resort and location, and an amazing chef. Andrew is misusing all his assets but is completely oblivious that itโs all his fault.โ
Guru Life
Itโs not all good vibes at Guru Life in Rosemount, Queensland. Owner Jonny loves to party behind the counter instead of working, meaning he and his long-suffering fiancรฉ, Katie, are drowning in debt and their restaurant is going downhill fast.
Jonny started Guru Life as a coffee roasting business, but six years later itโs a restaurant with a big garden and an even bigger menu. What should be a calming and relaxing eatery leaves customers stressed and overwhelmed by the chaotic laundry-list menu, horrific service and poorly cooked meals.
Jonnyโs โiconicโ curry nights only seem to be making matters worse, as peak trade times are left deserted, meaning Jonny and Katieโs bills continue to pile up.
Colinโs take: โJonnyโs got the wrong attitude for a business owner. He thinks everyone is his friend and parties with his staff rather than doing business. With no structure or business plan, Jonnyโs restaurant is going down the fโing drain, costing him money, friendships and ultimately his dream.โ
Cafรฉ De Vie
Cafรฉ De Vie in Homebush, NSW is a classic case of the worst restaurant in the best street. With a plethora of foot traffic, Colinโs left scratching his head as to why this place is serving terrible food.
Going behind the counter, Colin discovers a disgusting kitchen and an owner at war with her chef. Owner Virginia is in over her head. Sheโs taken on the restaurant from a sick relative and is pouring her heart and soul into the place, but just canโt get it right.
Her head chef is doing all he can, but Virginiaโs frequent menu changes and constant meddling is leaving him on the verge of walking out.
Colinโs take: โPoor Virginia is well out of her depth and shouldnโt have ever been put in charge of a kitchen. Sheโs haemorrhaging money due to the fact she was handed over a restaurant she never wanted. To top it all off, she is being held to ransom by her head chef.โ
Araucaria
Experienced chef Anthony and his partner Lauren operate a restaurant in Winmalee, NSW at the foot of the Blue Mountains.
While itโs an idyllic location, customers canโt find the restaurant as it backs onto a pokies room: a huge problem for a pair who only took on their lease 11 months ago and arenโt making enough money to pay the staff wages.
Chef Anthony can cook, but heโs dishing up the wrong food for his audience.
Colinโs take: โThis is a very sad story of owners who got so far in debt they canโt see a way out. They have a great chef, who unfortunately has tunnel vision and has lost the spirit it takes to run a restaurant.โ
Cafรฉ Martini
Itโs unpalatable food served with a side of denial when Colin gets stuck in a time warp at the daggy Cafรฉ Martini in Wangaratta, Victoria. This restaurant was the hottest place in town 22 years ago, but itโs stuck in the 20th century.
Husband and wife team, Mark and Belinda, have owned the restaurant for years and have seen a revolving door of chefs but still wonโt make any changes.
As self-appointed head chef, Belinda refuses to listen to feedback from customers or staff. She is serving up frozen oysters, microwaved barramundi, and throwing money away by selling expensive and oversized steaks in a two-for-one deal.
Colinโs take: โCafรฉ Martini is stuck so far in in the f***ing past. The two owners have their heads so far up their own arse and are so resistant of change that they wonโt listen to a customer or their own team. Are the owners too proud to bring their once thriving restaurant into the 21st century?โ