The new season of Bachelor in Paradise premiered this evening, and already, weโve got our first, rip roaring love triangle.
Given the impression he made on Australianโs hearts last year (read: real tears were shed), Ciarran Stott, who was forced to leave Angieโs season because of a family emergency, has already perked up the interest of more than one Bachie island gal.
For context, the first episode saw familiar face Abbie Chatfield enter stage left with one mission: Get Ciarran.
She patiently watched as each Bachie guy arrived in Paradise, biding her time and hoping for the best.
Jake Ellis, Timm Hanly, Glenn โwhoโs that guy?โ Smith et all kept everyone on their toes but eventually, Abbieโs supposed prince made his grand entrance.
And boy was it one โ in true Ciarran fashion, the Manchester lad arrived on-set fully nude (bar some well placed grapes over his nether-regions).
Suffice to say, Abbie was chuffed.
Well, hello there, Ciarran.
(Network Ten)Abbie was very happy with the new island addition.
(Network Ten)But unfortunately for Abbie, Ciarran seemed to have his sights quickly set on another Island babe โ Cassandra Mamone, who also graced the screens in Matt Agnewโs Bachelor season alongside Chatfield.
We know Ciarran likes Cass because he calls her aโlittle maracaโ, yโknow, because itโs completely normal to describe someone as a wooden instrument filled with small beans.
โThought that was a little bit spicy there love,โ he quips to the camera.
โI wouldnโt mind getting to know her.โ
Cass quickly makes an impression on Ciarran.
(Network Ten)As the episode progresses, Abbie gets more and more distressed as Ciarran and Cass quickly make a connection โ sneaking off for a little private time in one of the hidden corners of their island paradise.
The pair share a long conversation, and Ciarran definitely looks like heโs trying to make the moves.
Cass is hesitant to oblige given she was tight with Ciarranโs ex, who might also be coming to paradise (more on that rabbit hole here).
This looksโฆ cosy.
(Network Ten)Abbie is obviosuly livid with the whole scenario, though likely relieved given that Ciarran and Cass didnโt appear to kiss.
Something obviously changes, because next minute viewers are faced with a rather unexpected scene โ itโs night time, and Ciarran and Abbie are lying in the same bed.
โDo you want me to go to another room?โ asks Britt, whoโs in the next bed.
The pair laugh off the comment, saying theyโre โjust talkingโ.
But Ciarran then hints to the camera: โUnfortunately I didnโt get a kiss from Cass today, so why not chew something with Abbie?โ
Er, whatโs going on here?
(Network Ten)Abbie admits that Ciarran was โin bed with me, all nightโ.
โYou know what I mean?โ she adds with a snigger.
While itโs unclear as to whether the pair kissed, hooked up, pashed โ whatever you want to call it โ Abbieโs words to the camera certainly speak a thousand words.
โHeโs so clearly a naughty boy,โ she says.
โI donโt want to be perceived as a competitive aggressive b*tch but I think heโs mine now.โ
Abbie reckons sheโs clocked Ciarran.
(Network Ten)Ah well, one episode down and already a solid love triangle is forming.
And if that was only the first, we shudder to think of the explosions to come. Till next timeโฆ
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