Wacky royal wedding souvenirs

Even in plastic Kate Middleton is flawless!

The Franklin Mint has launched its limited-edition commemorative Kate Middleton “Portrait of a Princess” doll.

There were only 5000 of the “authentic replicas of the future princess” made of the doll, which not only looks like Kate but is also wearing a replica of her engagement dress.

We’re not sure if these dolls will be a hit anywhere else, but they were at the UK toy annual trade show in central London. Prince William and Kate Middleton look-alikes Andy Walker and Kate Bevan hold up the knitted figures of the royal couple.

There are a lot of royal wedding plates out there, but UK fine china store Mulberry Hall has a tradition of commissioning royal commemoratives. This is what they currently have on display.

If fine china isn’t your thing, Mulberry Hall also stocks a range of porcelain figures of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is offering a souvenir box of royal wedding commemorative condoms — collector’s edition.

Somehow, we don’t think these royal ashtrays will be a bestseller, but hey, at least they are getting people in the spirit of the royal wedding!

You can own your own replica royal wedding engagement ring for only US$30 ($29.85). Made with rhinestones, these replica rings are being produced in China.

What better way to enjoy a cup of English breakfast tea that in your own royal wedding mug!

Just make sure you don’t fall for this one! Guandong Enterprises launched a commemorative cup to “celebrate” the royal wedding. The only problem is they have the wrong prince (even though there is some speculation they did it on purpose).

Just in case you are overcome with mushy feelings on April 29, these “Throne Up” royal wedding sick bags will come in handy! Designed by UK artist Lydia Leith. the first round of bags have already sold out!

An official royal wedding £5 coin is being produced at the Royal Mint, in Cardiff.

If official royal wedding plates aren’t your thing, try the modern version. These designs are available in KK outlet store in London.

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