Even after accepting an Academy Award for playing the most distinguished and respected woman in Britain, Helen Mirren is still proving she isnโt that posh at all.
Appearing on Jimmy Fallonโs The Tonight Show, Ms Mirren โ who was made a Dame by the Queen herself โ showed off her funny side by conducting the entire interview on helium.
The 69-year-old, who looked trim and gorgeous in a royal purple Escada dress and choker necklace, played along gamely with Jimmy, whilst he asked her questions like where she keeps her Oscar (answer: on the stairs).
Taking the reins, the Dame declared, โYou have to give me an award, and Iโm going to do my acceptance speechโ.
And she did.
Accepting a stuffed panda as her trophy, Helen then proceeded recite a gracious speech โ all several octaves higher than usual, of course.
โOh thank you. Iโm so honored. This is the most fantastic thing Iโve ever had,โ the Dame said, โI want to thank my whole crew and my husband. Darling, I love you very, very much.โ
Ending the interview, Jimmy โ also on helium โ asked Ms Mirren what the English called a dish made with sausages and potatoes. Helen sucked in some helium and gamely shouted, โSpotted Dick!โ
Well played, Your Majesty, well played.