Only three and a half years after their engagement announcement, The Bachelor’s Matty Johnson and Laura Byrne have finally tied the knot and their wedding vows are the cheekiest we have ever heard.
From their sex life, undying love and Laura’s cleavage, the wedding party heard it all – including their young children!
Laura shared this snap from the morning after the big day!
(Image: Instagram)“It would be near impossible to put into words what you mean to me, and our beautiful daughters,” he said according to the Daily Mail.
“Before we met, I remember having a conversation about what my perfect woman would be like.”
He continued to list ambition “so no dream was ever out of reach”, motivated, a friend to confide in, affectionate so their “kids always felt loved” and a “wicked sense of humour”.
“I also wanted her to have a great rack and earn more money than me!” he joked.
“The moment we first met I thought, “Holy s**t. Here she is.” I was determined to get you pregnant as soon as possible. And as luck would have it, you felt the same way.”
Matty also referenced The Bachelor – where the couple met – where he had to work “through 24 other women” before finding his perfect partner.
Although Laura – who wore a beautiful gown from KYHA Studio’s boutique which was worth more than $15,000 – said some more heartfelt words in her vows, she had some cheeky things to say to “keep the spark alive.”
“The life that you and I are building together is more than I ever could have dreamed of,” she said.
“I promise to love you when life seems easy and when it seems hard. When our love is simple and when it is an effort. I promise to ride the Bronte train with you when you’re too embarrassed.
“I promise to always put our family and you first, to ask how your day was, and to always care about the answer,’ she continued.
“I promise to fill our house with laughter and fun and silliness and happiness, and I promise to tell you that I love you daily and show you. I promise to always give you a kiss goodnight and a bit extra if I’m not too tired, you know, to keep the spark alive!”
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