The hair, Larry: Most of the time, your hair looks great, and I’m sure you spend a lot of time getting it right. Just be warned that you might look good every day for a month. But the one day you leave in a hurry and don’t pay enough attention, or you get a little wild with an untested new style, photos will be taken that will haunt you forever.
Fans/autograph seekers: Hollywood lives in fear of being yesterday’s celebrity and ending up with an autograph languishing on eBay for days with no bids. If people want many copies, if they don’t want you to personalize it, and/or they ask for Anna Nicole’s name as part of your signature, nicely decline. If you slip and do see your autograph on sale, have a good friend bid more than 99 cents to buy it.
The lawyers: You’ve already found out that you have turned from man to cash machine. Lawyers aren’t the only ones who will see you that way, especially if you are Dannielynn’s biological father. The good news is that someone who presents you with a bill for $620,492.84 must think you have a good case. The bad news is that you will need more lawyers to fight the legal bills. My advice: Negotiate in advance, and put in a clause against expenses for lawyers, spouses, meals or laundry.