A guest has spilled the beans on Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding, with Howard Stern revealing Jimmy Kimmel officiated the ceremony and Orlando Bloom stood out as the hottest attendee.
Speaking on his radio show, Stern explained he was one of the only guests who knew he was attending the wedding.
Aniston and Theroux had most guests thinking they were attending a birthday bash for Theroux who turned 44 on Monday.
But on August 5, most were surprised as they walked into a backyard wedding for the couple.
In attendance were names including Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Whitney Cummings and Orlando Bloom.
The reason Stern knew about the wedding in advance was because the couple asked him to deliver a speech on their special day. He claims he was the only celebrity to speak.
“I even said in my speech to them that if one of my daughters brought home a guy like Justin, I’d be very pleased,” he said.
“I talked about some personal stuff, too. I complimented Justin’s mother on raising such a wonderful son. I love him.
“I told Jennifer that she deserved a guy like this, because after all, she’s been very sweet and generous with us. But Justin and his body. His abs, his ass. Look at him. I’m giddy over him! Although Orlando Bloom blows him away.”
Stern revealed he wasn’t aware the Pirates of the Caribbean star was in attendance until half way through the reception.
“So this really handsome guy is sitting next to me at the table. This f**ing guy. He’s like better-looking than Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise all rolled into one,” said Stern.
“We’re hitting it off and talking for a long time. I said, “What is your name?” He says, ‘Orlando.'”
The radio host claimed he spent 10 minutes of his speech complaining about how “miserable” he was after the guests’ phones were taken away and they had only “little pillow poufs” to sit on.
We hope Aniston and Theroux aren’t checking the internet while honeymooning in Bora Bora.
