I had a fantasy about going on holidays during book week so that we could conveniently avoid it. And then I thought there was nothing stopping us from just not attending school on the day.
Jamie Oliver and wife Jools told followers that their eldest daughters were present at the birth and that the girls, 14-year-old Poppy Honey and 12-year-old Daisy Boo, cut the cord.
The 2016 census has been farcical to say the least, so it’s not surprising that #censusfail is still tending this morning. Here are our favourite tweets so far.