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First look at cheesy new William and Kate movie

First glimpse of cheesy new William and Kate movie

Prince William and Catherine

You were glued to the royal wedding coverage and couldn’t switch off the William and Kate Lifetime telemovie (even when ‘William’ started singing karaoke) — now you can relive the royal love story in another cheesy made-for-TV movie.

Hallmark’s William & Kate: A Royal Love Story will air in the US later this month and the first trailer has been released.

In pictures: Love is in the heir for William and Kate

Part fact and (sizeable) part fiction, the film delves into William’s emotional decision to give Kate his mother Princess Diana’s beloved engagement ring.

“It’s a psychological story of the memory of the mother, in this case Princess Diana, and her legacy,” the film’s director Linda Yellen told Associated Press.

“It’s a very personal story. In a way, it’s my tribute to her as well as a tribute to the young couple.”

Your say: Will you watch the new Prince William and Kate Middleton telemovie?

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Liz Hurley’s ‘evil’ Shane Warne fitness regime

Liz Hurley's 'evil' Shane Warne weight loss regime

Shane Warne and Liz Hurley in South Africa last month.

Liz Hurley has detailed the “secret evil regime” she used to whip Shane Warne into shape.

Shane has undergone a dramatic makeover since he started getting serious with Liz earlier this year.

In pictures: The changing face of Shane Warne

He has lost a substantial amount of weight, unveiled a new wrinkle-free face and has even been photographed wearing what appears to be makeup.

Shane and Liz have strenuously denied she played any part in his transformation, but Liz has now “admitted” she was the catalyst in a series of tongue-in-cheek Twitter posts.

“I’ve decided to take full responsibility for SW’s remarkable weight loss and will be publishing my secret, possibly evil, regime shortly,” Liz tweeted.

She then sent a series of messages to Shane detailing the many ways she planned to torture him in the coming days.

“I’m about to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich — you may watch me as you slowly spoon up your thin and tasteless gruel,” she wrote.

“Then I’ll sit on your back and make you do 200 one armed press ups… And perhaps pin you down and re-tattoo your eyeliner.”

Related: Shane Warne debuts new wrinkle-free face

Shane quickly replied: “Not the whip again if I have a chip! Standing on my back with those eight inch heels whilst you make me do 200 push-ups hurts.

“Will you please be kind or hold my hand when you re-tattoo my eyeliner. I have always had a fear of needles — hate them!”

He later added: “Confession time — I had a bread roll today. Sorry! Please don’t hurt me or punish me and make me sleep in spare room!”

Your say: Do you think Liz Hurley is the reason Shane Warne has changed his appearance so much?

Video: Super-skinny Shane Warne

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Beckhams share intimate new baby photo

Beckhams share intimate new baby photo

David Beckham and baby Harper. © Victoria Beckham Twitter.

Victoria Beckham has tweeted another intimate photo of her husband David cuddling their new daughter Harper.

“I took this beautiful picture and wanted to share it with you, baby Harper cuddling Daddy!” Victoria wrote on her Twitter feed.

Related: Beckhams introduce baby Harper to the world

Harper is David and Victoria’s fourth child and only daughter. They are also parents to Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, eight, and six-year-old Cruz.

David and Victoria have chosen to share photos of Harper on their social networking sites instead of the traditional celebrity magazine deal.

Victoria first tweeted a picture of Harper and David a few days after the baby was born. David quickly followed suit, uploading an image of Victoria and Harper sleeping onto his Facebook page later the same day.

David has also spoken of his joy to finally have a daughter in a series of video interviews posted online.

Related: Beckhams name baby after soccer jersey

“To have another girl in the family is really incredible,” he said. “We’ve got three beautiful healthy boys already and we’re so lucky to have that and now to have a beautiful little girl.

“Having a daughter is a whole new thing. Having pink in the house, having lilac in the house… and you have to be a lot more delicate with girls than boys and I’m not used to that so it’s a whole new experience.”

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On Canaan’s Side

On Canaan's Side

On Canaan’s Side, Faber and Faber, $29.99.

Sebastian Barry woos with words. His lyrical prose carries you off on a warm and engrossing journey conjuring incredibly special characters, gently etched at first then skilfully coloured in as the story deepens.

On Canaan’s Side is told through narrator 89-year-old Lilly Bere, who as the novel opens is mourning her grandson, Bill. He has committed suicide, leaving Lilly feeling quite undone and alone — as if she should follow in his footsteps.

As her grief unfurls, so too does Lilly’s own remarkable life story, told in the form of final confessional, which she needs to put down before deciding whether her own curtain should fall.

We wind back to the day Lilly was forced to flee Ireland and her family with a boy she barely knew to start a new life, hiding in the shadows in America.

From this moment on, Lilly’s life is controlled by fear and looking over her shoulder. Every person she meets is a potential adversary, leaving Lilly continually on the run and disappointed in those around her.

Those she eventually puts her trust in come with their own equally fascinating baggage, while underpinning everything is the crucifying nature of war in its many forms — its power to crush the human spirit and destroy basic human contact.

While such subject matter sounds dark and potentially depressing, Barry’s skill is that he doesn’t present it as such.

In fact, Lilly is an incredibly upbeat, admirable character, able to take whatever life throws at her without judgement and move her own world to another place … again and again.

Lilly is a rationalist with the heart of a romantic and her maternal role in the novel is disarmingly comforting, despite the at-times brutal elements of her journey. Added to this is a refined thriller element to the novel and, as the tale gathers pace, the twists start to come thick and fast to a quietly explosive finish.

About the Author: Sebastian Barry

Best-selling novelist Sebastian Barry has won several awards and twice been shortlisted for the Booker Prize.

Born in Dublin in 1955, he was the son of an actress mother who performed at the famous Abbey Theatre and an architect father who was also a poet in his youth.

Sebastian, now 56, describes his childhood as “a curious mixture of crowded magic and being alone”. He decided to be a writer at the age of 19 — “just after I gave up on the idea of being the next Bob Dylan”.

His inspiration for On Canaan’s Side is “my friend Margaret Synge, when she herself was in her 80s and heard news suddenly that her beloved grandson, who had been in the Irish Guards in Afghanistan, had died by his own hand.

Margaret said to me, ‘Why didn’t He take me instead? I was ready to go.’ It was the saddest and bravest remark I had ever heard.”

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Bossypants

Bossypants

Bossypants by Tina Fey, Sphere, $32.99.

Before she perfected her Sarah Palin impersonation, Tina created and played the sparky, sharp-tongued Liz Lemon on TV’s 30 Rock.

Before that, she was first female head writer in the legendary boys’ club of Saturday Night Live.

Now she’s queen of American comedy and this memoir shows you why — because Tina Fey is smart and self-deprecating and hilariously funny.

She frets about the same things we all do — dress size, food attacks, juggling motherhood with work — but makes them jokes rather than mortal sins.

And while you won’t learn a whole lot more about Tina Fey in her so-called memoir, you will enjoy the sheer fun and sass (not to mention truth) of observations like why it is that older men in comedy can work forever, while their female counterparts are all deemed crazy.

Because — excuse the language — “I suspect the definition of ‘crazy’ in showbusiness is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f**k her any more”.

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The Last Werewolf

The Last Werewolf

The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan, Text, $32.95.

You think I’m joking? A book on werewolves? Oh, but such an elegant, tongue-in-hairy-cheek take on the genre it makes you wonder why anyone wastes their time on those dreary and insipid vamps, eternal enemies of the lycanthrope tribe.

Our hero (so to speak) is Jake Marlowe, who has survived 200 years of moon madness and vampire persecution to become the last werewolf standing — or rather posing, sucking on Camel filters when his teeth allow.

A style-hound with a Wildean turn of phrase, Jake is now lonely and weary of his own hunger for sex and blood.

He’s ready to pack it in — just one last human supper before surrendering to his enemies — when he sniffs the dangerous possibility of love.

Duncan plays with all the horror traditions, but raises them to such a lurid and literary pitch you’ll either laugh out loud or get sucked into the suspense of the story. Or, more likely, both.

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The Roving Party

The Roving Party

The Roving Party by Rohan Wilson, Allen & Unwin, $27.99.

The Vogel literary award has been recognising and rewarding young writers for 30 years now, and this year’s winner is an absolute stand-out.

Yes, it is dark and it tells a brutal story of a party of “rovers” (read thugs and killers) roaming the harsh back-country of Van Dieman’s Land in the late 1820s, seeking Aborigines to trade for bounty or free pardons — or if that’s too much effort, simply to massacre.

Their leader is the weirdly charismatic John Batman, who went on to barter the land on which Melbourne stands for beads a few years later.

These were times when, as the central character Black Bill observes, “You can’t murder a black, any more than you can murder a cat”.

Yet Wilson is neither judgmental nor obvious and there is a lyricism, even beauty, amidst the casual cruelty which reminds me of Cormac McCarthy’s frontier novels, such as Blood Meridian.

I guess it’s that Wilson, too, has clearly worked so hard on the language, stripping it back to create something elemental, even mythic.

It’s an amazing feat for a first-time writer. Good on the Vogel and its judges for giving us this treat.

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Friends Like These

Friends Like These

Friends Like These by Wendy Harmer, Allen & Unwin, $32.99.

Write what you know, is the standard advice to authors. And as a top-rating and high-earning radio presenter, Wendy Harmer spent long enough on Sydney’s so-called A-list to know it inside out.

Now she’s “ratting on it”, as she puts it, and a highly amusing ratting it is.

Set in the gilded eastern suburbs of Sydney (though every Australian city has its snooty equivalent), it is a coming-of-middle-age story, involving recently single mother-of-two Jo Blanchard, deputy head of an elite girls school until she disgraces herself, deliciously, at a school function.

She’s now rebuilding her life as a marriage celebrant — cue Khalil Gibran and Pachelbel’s Canon in D — while trying to sort her true friends from her false, sex from love and fun from trouble.

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Exposed

Exposed

Exposed by Liza Marklund, Bantam Press, $32.95.

Annika Bengtzon is a young journalist eager to leave her dead-end relationship and quiet hometown and earn a full-time job on Stockholm’s tabloid Evening Post.

Josefin Liljeberg also wants to be a reporter, but she’s a stripper in a seedy club owned by her violent boyfriend and, before long, she’s dead, raped and murdered in a public park.

Josefin’s story will make or break Annika’s career, leading her to a prominent politician and a story that could change the course of Swedish history.

Yet the real threat is much closer to home and, like Annika, you won’t see it coming.

Exposed is another rich, multi-layered thriller from Liza Marklund. It’s the first, chronologically, of the Annika Bengtzon stories, although it’s the second to be published after the best-seller Red Wolf.

Jump in to the Annika stories wherever you like, but be warned, it’s almost impossible to stop at one.

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An Uncertain Place

An Uncertain Place

An Uncertain Place by Fred Vargas, Harvill/Secker, $32.95.

Commissaire Adamsberg, chief of Paris’ Serious Crimes Squad, will live to rue the day he discovers 17 severed feet outside London’s Highgate Cemetery.

Like all good fictional detectives, he’s a bit of a loner, quietly rebellious and loved by all his (mostly) loyal officers.

The feet will lead him into all sorts of trouble, political, personal, even possibly supernatural.

Crime fiction lovers will adore this wonderfully French mystery, in which officers drink vin ordinaire, eat baguettes and hunt a killer who’s on a mission of annihilation.

An Uncertain Place and its dead feet walk a fine line between what’s believable and what’s possible — could there be a link to a family condemned through the ages as vampires?

You’ll be terrified, mystified, bemused and amused, and it won’t be long before you’ll be yearning for a glass of red and some crusty bread with paté.

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