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Diane Lane and Josh Brolin file for divorce

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have filed for divorce after eight years of marriage.
Diane Lane and Josh Brolin Golden Globes

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have filed for divorce after eight years of marriage.

The announcement comes less than two months after Josh, 45, was arrested for public intoxication on New Year’s Eve.

A spokesman for the couple confirmed the split in a short statement to Us Weekly, insisting the pair remain friends.

“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” the statement read.

“It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.”

A source told the magazine Diane had moved out “a couple of months ago”. It is unclear whether Josh’s New Year outburst caused the break-up, or was a reaction to it.

Josh and Diane married in 2004. They don’t have any children.

It will be the second divorce for both. Diane was married to Christopher Lambert from 1988 to 1994 while Josh was married to Alice Adair for the same period.

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Harry and model ‘kissing like teens’ on the slopes

Prince Harry and on again - off again love interest Cressida

Prince Harry and his current love interest, Cressida Bonas.

Prince Harry has been snapped getting amorous with his model girlfriend on the slopes of Switzerland’s ritziest ski resort.

Harry, 28, is in Verbier with model and society girl Cressida Bonas, 24, and hasn’t been able to keep his hands off her, to the delight of the ever-present paparazzi.

Dozens of photographs of Harry hugging his new squeeze have emerged, along with reports of even more passionate encounters away from the photographer’s lens.

Related: Prince Harry – “I don’t know what is normal anymore”

Diners at the exclusive Pot Luck Club restaurant were stunned when Cressida — wearing a tight black mini-dress and high heels — climbed onto Harry’s lap after dinner and began kissing him passionately.

“They were smooching like love-struck teenagers,” a source told the UK’s Daily Mail newspaper.

“We couldn’t believe what we were seeing. They were not being discreet about it.”

Harry and Cressida are in Verbier as guests of Prince Andrew, who is celebrating his 53rd birthday. His ex-wife Sarah Ferguson and their daughters Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie — who are good friends with Cressida — are also there.

Harry and Cressida — who have known each other for years — got together at a music festival in May and were spotted kissing at several nightclubs throughout June and July.

They enjoyed a romantic holiday at Richard Branson’s Necker Island in September, but just a few days afterwards, their fledgling romance was on the rocks when Harry was photographed naked with another girl in Las Vegas.

Related: Prince Harry’s Vegas ‘lover’ writing tell-all book

They were said to be in “constant touch” during his four-month deployment in Afghanistan, and are believed to have been seeing each other in secret since his return last month.

Friends in Harry’s circle reportedly believe “posh and perfect” Cressida is “the one” but her friends aren’t sure the model and wannabe actress is ready to settle down.

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Star style splurges: Splashing the cash for fashion

Hollywood’s most stylish stars certainly know how to splash their cash for the love of fashion. Check out these latest on-trend splurges.

Zoe Saldana

Labelled-up with Marc Jacobs scarf, Ugo Cacciatore sweater, Ray Bans and Chloe boots, Zoe Saldana is climbing the style ranks at quite some pace.

Statement splurge: Givenchy Medium Lucrezia Duffel bag, US $2140 (AU$2,050).

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne poses for the press in a Balenciaga top and skirt, Lanvin pumps, and with Chanel clutch firmly in her grasp. Her Soffer Ari ring alone costs close to US$2,000 (AU$1,917).

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner‘s Norman Silverman diamond sparklers might have made a small dent in the Affleck finances (they cost US$50,000 / AU$47,918), but the star’s clearly not troubled. And with gorgeous looking ears like that, we don’t really blame her.

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr can’t put a fashion step wrong and thanks to her multi-million fortune, has access to all the hottest designers. Here she wears Stella McCartney sunglasses and Helmut Lang Stretch Leather Pants worth US$920 (AU$882).

Statement splurge: Givenchy Antigona Satchel Bag, US$2,405 (AU$2,305).

Jessica Alba

The darling of the Hollywood fashion pack, Jessica Alba carries off pretty much every look with enviable, effortless chic. Helped along here by a Michael Kors Wool Cashmere Jacket with Plonge Sleeves worth US $1,995 / AU$1,912.

Statement splurge: Roger Vivier Prismick Zig Zag Shoulder Bag, US$3,100 (AU$2,971)

Eva Mendes

Never far from a catwalk’s front row, Eva Mendes has perfected the art to throwing together a fashion-forward look. We’re loving that leather box clutch with colour block detail.

Statement splurge: Prada Angora and Cashmere Blend Coat, US$3,615 (AU$3,465).

Emma Stone

Out and about in NYC with Brit lover-boy Andrew Garfield, actress Emma Stone does the stylish-casual look. But it doesn’t come cheap; the Isabel Marant boots alone cost US$600 (AU$575).

Statement splurge: Fay Trench Lungo Coat (US$1,512 / AU$1,450).

Charlize Theron

Even on what might be considered a ‘low-glamour’ day for actress Charlize Theron, the stunning star sports a pair of gorgeous, yellow flats by Maiyet, costing close to US$700 (AU$670).

Kirsten Dunst

Queen of natural cool, Kirsten Dunst sports Christian Dior heels, a Stella McCartney clutch and a Proenza Schouler dress from the F/W 13 collection on the red carpet in Hollywood. The whole outfit is worth close to US$10,000.

Emma Stone

Emma’s striped “Armadillo Bride” Christian Louboutin pumps which she wore to the Spiderman premiere last year were released in honour of the designer’s 20th anniversary. The price? A cool US$1,195 (AU$1,145).

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Kate shows off royal baby bump in London

She’s been desperate to keep her pregnancy private but there was no hiding the burgeoning royal bump yesterday.

The Duchess of Cambridge seems to have realised her stomach is getting too big to keep under wraps and decided to show it off instead, happily posing for photographs with her hands resting on her growing tummy.

Kate was in Clapham, south west London, visiting Hope House, an addiction recovery centre for women.

It was her first official engagement of 2013.

Kate’s bump was clearly on display.

Kate is believed to be in the fourth month of her pregnancy.

She didn’t seem shy about touching her growing stomach.

The Duchess looked absolutely radiant in her grey wrap dress.

Kate showed no signs of the morning sickness that dogged the early months of her pregnancy.

It was Kate’s first official engagement of 2013.

Kate is fresh from a family holiday in the Caribbean.

She didn’t seem upset by the recent publication of private pictures from her trip.

The Duchess happily chatted to kids.

Kate didn’t let author Hilary Mantel’s recent negative comments affect her.

Hilary said Kate was a “plastic princess born to breed”.

The comments angered the British public who have leapt to Kate’s defence.

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Academy Awards 2013 presenters announced

The 2013 Academy Awards look destined to be a hit, with funny man Seth MacFarlane as host, a stellar array of nominees and - announced today - an outstanding list of awards presenters.
Halle Berry

The 2013 Academy Awards look destined to be a hit, with funny man Seth MacFarlane as host, a stellar array of nominees and — announced today — an outstanding list of awards presenters.

This year we can look forward to quips from first time presenters and Oscar nominees Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as a remarkable ensemble of previous winners including returning nominee Christoph Waltz, 2012’s best supporting actor.

We can also except to see the likes of Halle Berry, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman.

You may remember Berry’s best actress win in 2002, for an outstanding performance in Monsters Ball ; the first African-American woman to win in this category.

There will be appearances by various special guests including Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Daniel Radcliffe, Channing Tatum and Charlize Theron and performances by Adele, Dame Shirley Bassey, Norah Jones and Barbra Streisand.

Exactly what each of these presenters will have in store for us on the night is a mystery. Let’s all cross our fingers and toes and hope it’s not another cringe-worthy act, think Franco and Hathaway in 2011.

All we can do is tune in and find out.

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When did our mannequins move into the Playboy mansion?

When did our mannequins move into the Playboy mansion?

A mannequin in a lingerie shop in Carindale shopping centre.

Mannequins have never represented Miss Average but today’s store dummies look more like porn stars. Former Vogue editor Kirstie Clements questions how we can hope to raise well-adjusted girls when our kids are constantly bombarded with sexually explicit images.

Yesterday, I spent the day in Brisbane making an in-store appearance for Sportscraft with glamorous model/mum Kirsty Hinze, who is a long time ambassador for the brand.

We were walking through Carindale shopping centre on our way to the Sportscraft store when we stopped dead in our tracks in front of the window of a lingerie boutique.

Poised on either side of the door were two mannequins dressed in bras and knickers with the most enormous breasts I’ve ever seen on a dummy.

It wasn’t designed to present larger-size lingerie to a larger-sized woman, because the mannequin certainly didn’t have the larger hips, thighs or tummy to match.

It was an exaggerated porn star silhouette, like that of the UK numbskull model Katie Price aka Jordan.

Kristy has been a model since she was 15, and has posed for both Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, so she’s no stranger to sexy lingerie shoots, but we looked at each other shocked and said: “What the?”

We walked a few more steps and there was another store with the same sized dummies modeling cheesy bras and knickers. Clearly it’s a trend.

But these boutiques are not tucked away in some side area (such a red light district in Amsterdam which would certainly be more appropriate). They sit next to regular fashion stores such as Saba, Country Road and Witchery.

They are passed by women pushing children in strollers, or out for a coffee with mum.

I was stunned to see such extreme sexualisation, so blatantly displayed in a suburban mall.

I don’t have young daughters, but I can see how hard it is to keep overtly provocative and sexually explicit images away from them when they are at an impressionable age.

The prevalence of skimpy, slutty fashion and teetering hooker shoes is one thing, but now ordinary high street mannequins have moved into the Playboy mansion.

Raising a girl to feel comfortable with her body is hard enough: as the former editor of Vogue, I was constantly embroiled in the debate about anorexia and the modeling industry.

But now, we add giant pneumatic porn star breasts on those stick thin frames and make that the ideal body type, not just in the pages of men’s magazines but in the local shops? Frankly, it’s appalling.

I don’t even understanding the marketing rationale behind these dummies that scream “stripper”. If they’re aiming to sell to men with their dicks in their hand, then tick. But I don’t think there many of those in Carindale shopping centre at 11am on a Tuesday.

What I did see was a lot of average women of average shape and size, who are trying to raise girls who won’t feel it’s necessary to look like a silicon pumped pole dancer in order to be attractive.

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Maggie Smith: “Life is pointless without my husband”

Dame Maggie Smith has confessed she is lonely after losing the love of her life, playwright Beverley Cross, 15 years ago.
Dame Maggie Smith

Dame Maggie Smith has confessed she is lonely after losing the love of her life, playwright Beverley Cross, 15 years ago.

Maggie, 78, admitted she was struggling to live without Beverley — who was her third husband — in a rare television interview with US 60 Minutes.

When asked if she was lonely, Maggie said: “I don’t know. It seems a bit pointless. Going on one’s own and not having someone to share it with.

“Jane Birkin’s mother Judy Campbell once said an extraordinary thing to me when her husband died; that it was a strange feeling you were not number one with anybody.”

Maggie said she was finding solace in her work and trying to stay busy.

It’s the first time she has spoken about Beverley’s death in several years. The last time she mentioned it she was similarly gloomy about it.

“Everybody says it gets better, but I don’t think it does. It gets different,” she said.

Maggie met Beverley when she just 18. It was love at first sight and Beverley proposed quickly, which proved more than slightly controversial as he was still married at the time.

Beverley begged Maggie to wait out the lengthy process of the divorce but in the meantime, she met fellow actor Robert Stephens.

Robert and Maggie were married in 1967 and had two sons together. They divorced in 1975 and Beverley and Maggie were finally married the following year.

At the time of his death, Maggie was appearing in A Delicate Balance at the Theatre Royal, Haymarket. Showing amazing strength and perseverance she continued in the role until the end of its run.

When asked by 60 Minutes if she had hopes of falling in love again, she was very clear.

“Absolutely not,” she said. “No way.”

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Oscar Pistorius speaks: How Reeva Steenkamp died

Oscar Pistorius speaks: What happened to Reeva

Oscar Pistorius in court yesterday.

Oscar Pistorius has broken his silence, telling a court what he claims is the “truth” about what happened the night he shot his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp dead.

Pistorius was too upset to speak in court yesterday, instead asking his lawyer to read out his account of the events that led to Steenkamp’s death.

In the seven-page affidavit, the athlete, 26, insisted he never meant to kill Steenkamp, 29, claiming her death was a tragic case of mistaken identity.

Police have rubbished this claim, saying they have a “rock solid” murder case against Pistorius. The prosecution will oppose bail when the bail hearing continues today.

Here is Pistorius’s full account of what happened to Steenkamp:

“I, the undersigned do hereby make oath and state:

1 I am an adult male and a South African citizen.

2 I am the Applicant in this application in which I seek relief from this Honourable Court to be released on bail. I respectfully submit, as I will demonstrate herein, that the interests of justice permit my release on bail. In any event, the dictates of fairness and justice in view of the peculiar facts herein warrant that I should not be deprived of my liberty and that I should be released on bail.

3 I make this affidavit of my own free will and have not in any way been unduly influenced to depose thereto.

4 The facts herein contained, save where expressly indicated to the contrary, are within my personal knowledge and belief, and are both true and correct.

5 The purpose of this affidavit is to provide the above Honourable Court with my personal circumstances and to address the allegations levelled against me (in so far as they are known to me), as well as to address the factors to be considered by the above Honourable Court as contained in Sections 60(4) to 60(9) of the Act.

6 I have been advised and I understand that I bear the burden to show that the interests of justice permit my release and that I am obliged to initiate this application. I fail to understand how I could be charged with murder, let alone premeditated murder, as I had no intention to kill my girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp (“Reeva”). However, I will put factors before the Honourable Court to show that it is in the interests of justice to permit my release on bail.

7 I state that the State will not be able to present any objective facts that I committed a planned or premeditated murder. For this reason I will hereunder deal with the events which occurred that evening. The objective facts will not refute my version as it is the truth.

8 I am a professional athlete and reside at Silverwoods Estate, Silverlakes Drive, Silverlakes, Pretoria.

9 I was born on 22 November 1986, at Johannesburg. I have resided in the Republic of South Africa (“the RSA”) all my life, and although I frequently travel abroad to participate in international sporting events, I regard South Africa as my permanent place of abode. I have no intention to relocate to any other country as I love my country.

10 I own immovable assets in South Africa, which consist of the following:

10.1 The immovable property in which I currently reside, at Silverlakes, Pretoria (“the residential premises”). This property is valued at approximately R5 million and is encumbered by a mortgage bond in the amount of approximately R2 million.

10.2 Two further immovable properties located within Pretoria East, which properties have a combined value of approximately R1.6 million. Both properties are bonded to an aggregate value of approximately R1 million.

10.3 A vacant stand Western Cape, which has a value of approximately R1,7 million. This property is not bonded.

11 I own movable assets comprised of household furniture and effects, motor vehicles and jewellery, which are valued in excess of R500,000,00.

12 My friends and family reside in the RSA, although I also have friends abroad.

13 My professional occupation currently provides me with an income of approximately R5.6 million per annum.

14 I have cash investments in excess of R1 million at various banks within the RSA.

15 I have never been convicted of any criminal offences either in the RSA or elsewhere. There are no outstanding cases, other than the present, being investigated against me by the South African Police Services (“SAPS”).

16 MERITS

16.1 My legal representatives have explained the provisions of Section 60(11) of the Act to me. I respectfully make the following submissions in this regard:

16.2 I have been informed that I am accused of having committed the offence of murder. I deny the aforesaid allegation in the strongest terms.

16.3 I am advised that I do not have to deal with the merits of the case for purposes of the bail application. However, I believe that it is appropriate to deal with the merits in this application, particularly in view of the State’s contention that I planned to murder Reeva. Nothing can be further from the truth and I have no doubt that it is not possible for the State to present objective facts to substantiate such an allegation, as there is no substance in the allegation. I do not know on what different facts the allegation of a premeditated murder could be premised and I respectfully request the State to furnish me with such alleged facts in order to allow me to refute such allegations.

16.4 On the 13th of February 2013 Reeva would have gone out with her friends and I with my friends. Reeva then called me and asked that we rather spend the evening at home. I agreed and we were content to have a quiet dinner together at home. By about 10pm on 13 February 2013 we were in our bedroom. She was doing her yoga exercises and I was in bed watching television. My prosthetic legs were off. We were deeply in love and I could not be happier. I know she felt the same way. She had given me a present for Valentine’s Day but asked me only to open it the next day.

16.5 After Reeva finished her yoga exercises she got into bed and we both fell asleep.

16.6 I am acutely aware of violent crime being committed by intruders entering homes with a view to commit crime, including violent crime. I have received death threats before. I have also been a victim of violence and of burglaries before. For that reason I kept my firearm, a 9 mm Parabellum, underneath my bed when I went to bed at night.

16.7 During the early morning hours of 14 February 2013, I woke up, went onto the balcony to bring the fan in and closed the sliding doors, the blinds and the curtains. I heard a noise in the bathroom and realised that someone was in the bathroom.

16.8 I felt a sense of terror rushing over me. There are no burglar bars across the bathroom window and I knew that contractors who worked at my house had left the ladders outside. Although I did not have my prosthetic legs on I have mobility on my stumps.

16.9 I believed that someone had entered my house. I was too scared to switch a light on.

16.10 I grabbed my 9mm pistol from underneath my bed. On my way to the bathroom I screamed words to the effect for him/them to get out of my house and for Reeva to phone the police. It was pitch dark in the bedroom and I thought Reeva was in bed.

16.11 I noticed that the bathroom window was open. I realised that the intruder/s was/were in the toilet because the toilet door was closed and I did not see anyone in the bathroom. I heard movement inside the toilet. The toilet is inside the bathroom and has a separate door.

16.12 It filled me with horror and fear of an intruder or intruders being inside the toilet. I thought he or they must have entered through the unprotected window. As I did not have my prosthetic legs on and felt extremely vulnerable, I knew I had to protect Reeva and myself. I believed that when the intruder/s came out of the toilet we would be in grave danger. I felt trapped as my bedroom door was locked and I have limited mobility on my stumps.

16.13 I fired shots at the toilet door and shouted to Reeva to phone the police. She did not respond and I moved backwards out of the bathroom, keeping my eyes on the bathroom entrance. Everything was pitch dark in the bedroom and I was still too scared to switch on a light. Reeva was not responding.

16.14 When I reached the bed, I realised that Reeva was not in bed. That is when it dawned on me that it could have been Reeva who was in the toilet. I returned to the bathroom calling her name. I tried to open the toilet door but it was locked. I rushed back into the bedroom and opened the sliding door exiting onto the balcony and screamed for help.

16.15 I put on my prosthetic legs, ran back to the bathroom and tried to kick the toilet door open. I think I must then have turned on the lights. I went back into the bedroom and grabbed my cricket bat to bash open the toilet door. A panel or panels broke off and I found the key on the floor and unlocked and opened the door. Reeva was slumped over but alive.

16.16 I battled to get her out of the toilet and pulled her into the bathroom. I phoned Johan Stander (“Stander”) who was involved in the administration of the estate and asked him to phone the ambulance. I phoned Netcare and asked for help. I went downstairs to open the front door.

16.17 I returned to the bathroom and picked Reeva up as I had been told not to wait for the paramedics, but to take her to hospital. I carried her downstairs in order to take her to the hospital. On my way down Stander arrived. A doctor who lives in the complex also arrived. Downstairs, I tried to render the assistance to Reeva that I could, but she died in my arms.

16.18 I am absolutely mortified by the events and the devastating loss of my beloved Reeva. With the benefit of hindsight I believe that Reeva went to the toilet when I went out on the balcony to bring the fan in. I cannot bear to think of the suffering I have caused her and her family, knowing how much she was loved. I also know that the events of that tragic night were as I have described them and that in due course I have no doubt the police and expert investigators will bear this out.

17 I will stand my trial should it proceed against me. I am a well-known international athlete and there is no possibility that I will even think of not standing my trial should there be one. I trust the South African legal system and that the facts will show that I did not murder Reeva.

18 In order to persuade the above Honourable Court that I should be released on bail, I provide the following additional facts and information in terms of Section 60 of the Act.

19 I do not know the identity of any witness upon whom the State will rely in order to attempt to prove a case against me. In any event, I have no intention to interfere with any witnesses as I have no cause to do so and I undertake not to do so.

20 I maintain good relationships with people and I bear no grudges against anyone.

21 As previously stated, I have no previous convictions and I have not been released on bail pending any charges.

22 I am not disposed to violence.

23 I respectfully submit that the facts set out above support my contention that I do not constitute a flight risk.

24 I have two South African passports, the one is full. I need my passport to compete overseas but I am willing to surrender the passports to the investigating officer should it be a condition of bail. I am not in possession of any other travel documents and undertake not to apply for such documentation pending the finalisation of these proceedings.

25 After the shooting I did not attempt to flee. Rather, I accepted Stander would contact the police, and I remained at the scene.

26 I will be able to raise an appropriate amount to post as bail.

27 I have no knowledge of any evidentiary material which may exist with regard to the allegations levelled against me. In any event, I believe that whatever such evidence may be, it is in the possession of the police; it is safely secured and I do not have access thereto. I undertake not to interfere with any further investigations.

28 I am not sure which witnesses the State will rely upon in order to attempt to prove its case against me. Nonetheless, I undertake not to communicate with any witness, whoever he or she may be, and any other persons whose names may appear on a list of “State witnesses”, to be provided by the State.

29 My continued incarceration can only prejudice me and creates no benefit to the State.

30 I respectfully submit that should I be released on bail, my release shall not disturb the public order or undermine the proper functioning of the criminal justice system.

31 I will comply with such conditions as the above Honourable Court may wish to impose.

32 I accordingly submit that the interests of justice, considerations of prejudice and the balancing of respective interests favour my release on bail.”

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Fitness Fonda style: Jane’s new DVD at 75

She may have swapped her neon Lycra outfits for a simple tracksuit and traded in her bouncy workouts for some simpler moves, but at 75, exercise guru Jane Fonda isn’t ready to hang up her sweatbands just yet.

After bouncing back from a knee and hip replacement as well as recent back surgery, the fitness and glamour icon remains a keen advocate of fitness for women of all ages.

She’s just released her new workout video, Yoga for Beginners, which is slightly less physically demanding that some of her iconic 80’s releases.

Spot the difference!

Jane Fonda in her new workout video, and in a more daring pose in 1985.

The famous Jane Fonda workout kickstarted the 1980s aerobics craze.

Fonda’s DVD covers look look very different from her earlier releasees.

Promoting a new exercise video in 1990.

Fonda was a bit more flexible in 1979.

Fonda in 1990.

Leg warmers don’t feature in Fonda’s more recent releases.

Jane Fonda strikes a pose in 1990.

In her acting days in 1960, before she became a fitness guru.

Reviving her famous workout routine in 2010.

Fonda is a keen advocate for fitness for women of all ages.

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Duchess under attack: Kate a ‘plastic princess designed to breed’

Duchess under attack: Kate a 'plastic princess designed to breed'

An award-winning author has launched a blistering attack on the Duchess of Cambridge, declaring her a “plastic princess” whose “only point and purpose” is to “breed”.

Double Booker Prize winner Hilary Mantel has never met Kate, but saw fit to attack her in a London Review of Books lecture at the British museum last night.

Related: Woman’s Day defends decision to publish Kate’s baby bump

In her speech, Mantel recalled the moment Kate stepped into the spotlight as Prince William’s serious girlfriend, and insisted there was nothing special about her from the start.

“She was painfully thin as anyone could wish, without quirks, without oddities, without the risk of the emergence of character,” Mantel said.

“She’s a jointed doll on which certain rags are hung. In those days she was a shop-window mannequin, with no personality of her own, entirely defined by what she wore.”

Mantel said Kate compared unfavourably to previous royal wives Princess Diana, and Anne Boleyn because she has absolutely no individuality.

“She appears precision-made, machine-made, so different from Diana whose human awkwardness and emotional incontinence showed in her every gesture,” she said.

“She appeared to have been designed by a committee and built by craftsmen, with a perfect plastic smile and the spindles of her limbs hand-turned and gloss-varnished.”

Mantel also reduced the Duchess to little more than a womb, saying her only purpose was to produce healthy heirs.

“A royal lady is a royal vagina,” she said. “They are persons but they are supra-personal, carriers of a blood line: at the most basic, they are breeding stock, collections of organs.

“The royal body exists to be looked at. Our current royal family doesn’t have the difficulties in breeding that pandas do, but pandas and royal persons alike are expensive to conserve and ill-adapted to any modern environment.

“But aren’t they interesting? Aren’t they nice to look at? Some people find them endearing; some pity them for their precarious situation; everybody stares at them, and however airy the enclosure they inhabit, it’s still a cage.”

Related: Kate ‘in agony’ over new baby bump bikini snaps

The comments are likely to upset pregnant Kate, who is reportedly still reeling from the publication of private pictures of her and William on holidays in Mustique last week.

The royal couple are now back in the UK and Kate is due to begin her first public engagements for the year tomorrow.

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