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Andy Griffith’s magical mind

We get to know the man behind the pen.
Andy Griffith’s magical mind

Whether it’s runaway derrières or a now 65-storey treehouse with the coolest chill-out rooms imaginable, Aussie author Andy Griffiths is wooing our kids to read.

Overnight, the writer extraordinaire was awarded Book of the Year for Younger Children (age range 0 – 8 years) for The 65-Storey Treehouse at the Australian Book Industry Awards.

Here, we get to know the man behind the pen.

It’s four o’clock in the afternoon in a bookstore in Doncaster, Victoria, and there are queues stretching as far as the eye can see – boys and girls, teenagers and parents, more than a thousand waiting to meet their idol. Dymocks bookstore has never seen anything like it. The man they’re all waiting for is Australian kids’ author Andy Griffiths, whose The 52-Storey Treehouse was the best-selling single edition of any book in Australia last year and recently became the first ever children’s book to win the Australian Book Industry Awards Book of the Year. Andy, 53, is slight, wiry, intense and kind of cool looking, with tattoos up his arms, including a sizeable skeleton in a top hat. “It’s the dapper skeleton who is still concerned about his appearance, even though he’s dead,” he explains, with a naughty grin.

He arrives at 4pm and is still signing books when the store closes at 9pm. Andy then stays on until 11.30pm to autograph pre-orders in the back room. It’s astonishing; this man is the rock star of children’s literature, which is apt because he once wanted to be a punk rock star, inspired by the Sex Pistols and Alice Cooper, and had his own crazy, anarchic band back in the ’80s, playing gigs in Melbourne’s underground pubs. So how do you go from a punk rock lead singer – who actually can’t hold a tune – to selling more than five million books and hitting The New York Time best-sellers lists? It’s taken a lot of hard work and two brilliant collaborators.

Andy’s first step on the ladder to publishing stardom came in 1991, when he started working with illustrator Terry Denton at the suggestion of a publisher – and a dynamic duo was formed. Andy was a frustrated English teacher who had taken a sabbatical to try and get his zany joke books published and then gone back into the classroom to support his new wife and baby daughter. Terry was an artist and established and successful children’s books illustrator with a 10-year career behind him. The pair actually met in 1995 and it was a meeting of whimsical minds. “We clicked from the beginning,” says Terry. “Then Andy said, ‘I’ve got these short stories I’ve been writing. I can’t get them published.’ I said, ‘Let’s go together to a publisher’, because I had a name. And that got us started.”

For Andy, finding Terry was the pepper to his salt, the yin to his yang. Both loved Monty Python and Spike Milligan, exploding body parts, swinging on clotheslines and pushing the envelope as far as possible. Their humour was absurd, downright silly and knew no bounds. “I thought, ‘This guy is great’,” says Andy, who loved the precise detail in Terry’s sketches (with impeccable perspective – Terry studied architecture at university) and the off-kilter mind-set inspiring them. To date, in all their time together, Terry has never not been able to draw the bizarre imaginings central to Andy’s stories and we’re talking bums that take on a life of their own and separate from your body, sea-monkeys and, most recently, a 65-storey treehouse with the world’s most dangerous disabled ramp.

Right from the start, Andy had a vision to get kids to read and he knew Terry was the man to help him do it. “I said to Terry, ‘I’ve seen kids picking up books in the library and they flip through them to see how big the print is and, if it’s too small, they just put it back. They’re really suspicious. I want you to do flip pictures along the corners so they pick up the book and they flick and go, ‘Hey, this is cool’. “I said, ‘Do some random doodles as if you’re the author and you’ve got bored and you’re just decorating your school book’ … Terry loved it.”

So Andy wrote the stories and Terry would create a second book in the margins and thus the duo’s first story book, Just Tricking, was formed. “That’s what we did for a number of years,” says Andy. “And I remember one time Terry was behind deadline and he said, ‘Why don’t you come down and give me some ideas’. So I was sitting in his studio and saying, ‘Draw this’ … I was killing myself laughing and thinking, ‘This is just so much fun’. “I said, ‘Hickory dickory dock, a mouse ran up the clock. It ripped the hands off and set fire to it.’ And he drew that. I thought ‘This is gold. We should do a book just like this’ … And that was The Bad Book. We met every week and started writing and creating together. It was graphic violence and deliberately out of control,” he recalls.

Meanwhile, over at Reed Publishing in suburban Melbourne, where publisher Janet Rowe had seen the genius in Andy while other publishers had continually turned him away in 1996, this new children’s author was about to meet his other great collaborator, the woman who was first his editor and later became his wife, Jill.

“I was in my office on Dingley industrial estate and Andy came in. He was quite shy and nervous,” remembers Jill. “I said, ‘Would you like a cup of tea?’ And he said, ‘Yes, I’ve gotta tea bag’, as he tried to pull out one of a bunch of green tea bags from his pocket. They were all tangled up and I remember I just had to stand there for what felt like ages while he tried to untangle his tea bag strings.” It’s a story both Jill and Andy recount lovingly, each relishing the absurdity of the situation, the day when love struck over a tangled herbal tea bag. Jill was amazed that her boss, Janet Rowe, had seen Andy’s potential because the 100 or so practical jokes he had presented that got his foot in her door were pretty off the wall.

He had been asked by Janet to put the jokes to one side and instead go away and create a character who tries to play his practical jokes. And this is where Jill came in. “I felt very confident that I knew how to improve the books and he was great to work with, really open to feedback and we just got on really well,” she says. “We would have these really intense phone conversations, saying things like, ‘Would bum be funnier in this instance?’ He was very serious. And I thought that was very entertaining.” Says Andy, “We instantly found that we were a great match because she was able to cut through my waffling and cut to the chase of a story and suggest jokes. “I’m interested in giving the reader the easiest way into the story because I’d seen all my kids at school. They’re reluctant readers. They’re not just begging for books, they’re trying to get away from them, so you’ve got to do everything you can to compel them to read the book.”

At the time, Andy was a stay-at-home dad to daughter Jasmine, writing in the middle of the day when the baby slept. Yet when Andy’s marriage broke up, he and Jill started dating with – what else? – an outing to a comedy night. “It started very slowly and cautiously because I knew he’d just had a marriage break-up,” says Jill. “And I knew I had to keep working with him. It was nice, kind of like a courtship, old-fashioned, I suppose.”

“With Jill’s editing, the stories were just getting infinitely better,” says Andy. “We enjoyed talking on the phone and we shared a lot of comedy loves. And it was increasingly clear to me that we were highly compatible.”

Later that year, Jill and Andy moved in together, amicably sharing custody of Jasmine with Andy’s wife, Pauline. In 2001, their daughter, Sarah, was born and, many years later, they married. Recently, they moved into a fabulous waterfront house in Williamstown in Melbourne that has been financed by the considerable profits from the success of the Treehouse books. They have a swimming pool, an office filled with crazy kids’ paraphernalia where Andy works, a more grown-up study where Jill works and a pool table in the front room. It’s pure Griffiths.

Today, creating a new book is a three-way collaboration. Andy comes up with a plot. He and Terry then head off to Andy’s parents’ beach house in Wilsons Promontory National Park for an intensive retreat, where they nut out the narrative, and then Jill steps in to help editing. So when Andy and Terry came with up with the idea for The 13-Storey Treehouse, it seemed only natural that Andy, Terry and Jill would be the central characters. What do the men do on their retreat? “We get up in the morning, go for a walk, often separately, and then we meet back for brekkie and start working until six or seven at night. Then we have dinner … Andy always cooks,” confides Terry. “I think the key is that we share a sense of humour, but we come at it from different directions. His is a more ordered direction, mine is a more chaotic direction … It’s like a marriage without the sex,” he jokes.

For the latest book – The 65-Storey Treehouse (Pan Macmillan) – Terry has created around 800 drawings, each of which has been roughed out at least four times. That’s 3200 drawings. It’s an intensive process that takes a year per book, fuelled by Andy’s obsessive attention to detail and Jill’s incisive editing. “We put a lot of work into the books. It’s not an accident. We go over and over and over,” says Jill. Will the Treehouse ever run out of stories? Terry, who’s 65 this year, says he has at least two more books in his arsenal and, in any case, Andy is on a mission to please his audience. “Andy is very conscious of not disappointing the kids,” says Jill. “He’s conscious that there are all these children out there who are counting on him to put out the next book.”

Thank goodness for that.

This story was originally published in the September issue of The Australian Women’s Weekly.

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Mum charged $10 to clean up child’s vomit in restaurant

After already cleaning up her young son’s vomit, a Queensland mother was appalled and humiliated when she was charged $10 – initially $30 – for the incident.

Having to clean up your child’s vomit after they’ve been sick in public is hard enough, but imagine this mother’s shame after she was charged $10 at a restaurant to wipe away the mess.

Toowoomba mum Rebecca Harnett was out with her three kids at Glasshouse Bistro Montville in Queensland waiting for their lunch.

Her youngest son, Levi, 2, suddenly became sick and threw up on the floor.

She told Kidspot: “He was fine and showed no signs of being sick, but all of a sudden, he chucked a little bit near my foot, it wasn’t huge.”

She wanted to clean it up so she asked staff for paper towels and a wet cloth – to which she said they threw her a “wet, dirty towel”.

Rebecca cleaned it up well with no trace of the smell.

“I didn’t expect anyone to clean up, he’s my child, he’s my responsibility,” she said.

“They pulled out a plastic bag and told me I had to dispose of it myself because they couldn’t touch it. I still had no problem with that.”

“It was all gone, there was no smell. We then stayed and finished our lunch.”

The staff then told her they’d charge $30 to clean her ‘mess’ to their satisfaction.

“Management said ‘in any restaurant the standard charge for us to clean it is $30’. I had already cleaned it, but I didn’t want to pay, so I said fine I will do it,” Rebecca explained.

She then mopped up quickly because she was so humiliated.

“I was so embarrassed I couldn’t look at anyone.”

But it gets even more appalling. In paying for her food, an extra $10 was put on top because the mop now needed to be sterilised.

“I wasn’t given the option of, ‘if you clean it we will charge you $10’. I was avoiding paying the $30 by doing it myself but still ended up paying,” she said.

“I was so embarrassed and so taken aback. I had no words, and I am not one to sit back but I just wanted to get out of there. I had to pay to clean my child’s vomit. It still confuses me.”

A spokesman from the bistro told The Sunshine Coast Daily: “It was an unfortunate set of circumstances for the customers and their child and the embarrassment that it would have caused them.”

“It was an unfortunate set of circumstances for us too.”

“The incident caused us a loss of income because that section for the restaurant wasn’t able to be used for a period of time.”

“We thought at the time that our nominal charge of $10 was fair considering we had to allocate a staff member to clean up the mess to our satisfaction after they left – to make sure the area was properly sterilised.”

“The staff member who was designated to do that then had to sit outside because they felt ill afterwards.”

“The cost to us was far greater than $10.”

“If we were given that set of circumstances again, we probably wouldn’t charge $10 but just accept it as our lot.”

It caused outrage on their Facebook wall, with many customers appalled by the restaurant’s actions, while saying they’d never go there again.

A few hours ago, the bistro made an apology on Facebook.

But then followed it up with this completely insensitive photo, seeming to joke at the whole situation.

We can’t see why a staff member having to mop or clean a mop is any different to cleaning up spilt drinks or food. People aren’t charged for that, are they?

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Former Neighbours star Caitlin Stasey embraces her nude body

The self-professed feminist is on a mission to change the world’s views, one powerful photo at a time.
Caitlin Stasey

The proud feminist and supporter of the ‘Free the Nipple’ campaign, took to Instagram on Tuesday with a bare-all snap shared from the comfort of her bed.

Exercising her rights, freely, to express her body, the 26-year-old posed completely nude alongside her cat, despite Instagram’s ‘no nipple policy’ for women’s breasts.

The image, which has since been liked over 10,000 times and has evoked mixed responses from her 150k followers. Most of which are messages of support and positivity.

“You literally are my hero. Thank you for inspiring women daily to love who they are as they are and have the courage to be themselves,” one inspired fan wrote with another adding, “You are such an inspiration! I wanna feel as proud and comfortable over my body like you are with yours. Thank you for ‘breaking the rules’”.

Instagram’s guidelines allow men to display nipples, but for women, the rules are different.

Caitlin, who became a household name when she portrayed Rachel Kinski in the iconic Australian series Neighbours, is renowned in the online community as a proud feminist willing to push society’s boundaries in order to empower women in areas of sex, gender roles and body image.

“Women – Love each other, support each other, defend each other. It comes at a greater cost to you to attack the women around you than it does to empower them,” the outspoken Australian wrote in a tell-all blog post on her site, Herself.com.

As part of her efforts, the Reign actress took to Instagram once more earlier this week to promote positive body image when it comes to pubic hair.

Nothing stops this Aussie from embracing her true self

With a couple of bikini snaps, the Melbourne-born stunner showed off her underarm and pubic hair – a message which again received both a positive and negative response.

“I appreciate you being brave and posting something so natural and normal. It should be socially acceptable for us women to walk around however we individually decide to,” one supportive commenter remarked.

But a few social media users didn’t share the same sentiment.

“If you want to go unshaven in public that’s up to you but should expect people throwing up,” said one commenter whilst others simply said, “disgusting”.

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But Caitlin, who couldn’t care less about the keyboard warriors, continues to spread her message as she tries to crack the Hollywood acting scene alongside her handsome beau, Raising Hope star Lucas Neff.

With a series of celebratory Instagram shots, the 26-year-old hinted that the pair had indeed tied the knot in a small ceremony in Los Angeles earlier this year.

“Lol [Laugh out loud]” she captioned a pic of the pair standing at what appears to be an altar.

A close friend of the couple, actor Echo Kellum, took to Twitter with a congratulatory message that seemingly confirmed the nuptials, writing: “Congrats to Lucas Neff and Caitlin Stasey on their marriage! They are the cutest!!! Proud to be y’all friend!”

Congratulations Caitlin and Lucas!

White dress? Check! Did Caitlin tie the knot with the American actor?

Caitlin and Lucas have yet to address the rumours.

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12 reasons an electric blanket is better than a man

Winter has never looked so appealing!
12 reasons an electric blanket is better than a man
  1. It heats up super quickly when you are in the mood.

  2. It never gets hot for anyone but you.

  3. It gets turned on even when you’re in your old pyjamas and bedsocks.

  1. It exists purely for your pleasure and seeks nothing for itself (except power, which is kind of attractive).

  2. It doesn’t complain that its legs have fallen asleep when you lie on it.

  3. You are its first. The warranty says so.

  4. When you need a break it will sit on the shelf and wait for you indefinitely.

  5. It will never get you pregnant.

  6. It gives you exactly what you need when you are sick or cranky.

  7. It is adjustable.

  8. It is only very rarely combustible.

  9. It will keep performing for you until it dies.

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You won’t believe how much Lara Worthington’s wedding ring cost

It's certainly not what we expected!

Aussie model Lara Bingle has revealed how much her Cartier wedding ring cost and to be honest, it’s much lower than we expected!

Speaking with 10 Magazine, she said the ring – which costs more than $15,000 – is her favourite accessory.

Lara showing off the ring

Cartier LOVE rings fetch a price between $1,410 (for pink or yellow gold) and $18,100 (for the diamond-paved white gold).

The LOVE rings are popular among Hollywood A-listers like Katie Holmes, Jennifer Aniston, Kylie Jenner and Mila Kunis.

Lara married Avatar actor Sam Worthington in December 2014 in an intimate ceremony and the loved-up pair have one baby boy together, one-year-old Rocket.

The star revealed she’d love to have more children, telling KIIS FM’s Kyle & Jackie O Show last Friday: “It’s just life-changing but the most rewarding thing.”

Baby Rocket

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Mariah’s prenup demands

Keep your hands off Mariah’s money, James!
Mariah Carey wants a prenup with fiance James Packer

Mariah Carey has indicated she and billionaire fiance James Packer will be very careful when it comes to their fortunes in an interview with Andy Cohen on US TV show Watch What Happens Live.

“Will there be a prenup?” the host asked the 46-year-old. “You’re both very valuable.”

Mariah replied, “We want prenup! We want prenup!” quoting Kanye West’s hit song from 2005 Gold Digger.

This appears to fly in the face of reports earlier this month in Radar Online that James Packer had tried to convince the chanteuse that a prenup wasn’t necessary.

Could the two be butting heads over this crucial issue?

She continued, “Look, everyone’s valuable.”

Mariah chanted ‘We want prenup!’ in an interview with Andy Cohen.

Not quite as valuable as these two, though! Mariah is one of the highest-selling artists of all time, with an estimated net worth of $510 million.

Her husband to be, 48-year-old mogul James Packer is worth a heart-stopping $4.7 billion, according to Forbes.

The iconic pop diva also took the time in the interview to clear up a few rumours about her lavish wedding demands, shutting down recent reports that she wants a circus-themed wedding.

“No, that really made me mad,” she said. “These people really want to tell me I want endangered animals at my wedding?” she asked. “I mean, I have several dogs.”

The financially blessed couple got engaged after less than a year of dating, with Mariah’s sparkling rock reportedly worth a whopping $7.5 million.

The star is doing the interviews circuit to promote her new reality show, Mariah’s World, an eight-part series that will go behind the scenes of her preparation for her Sweet Sweet Fantasy tour.

This story originally appeared on Woman’s Day.

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Australian mum and unborn baby die in Vegas tragedy

“She said ‘I love you’, and they were the last words that came out of her mouth.”

While travelling overseas, a 28-year-old mum and her unborn child died after a rare disease claimed their lives.

Natasha Angie and her husband John Shaw, from Adelaide, were in Las Vegas on the trip of a lifetime while Natasha was 26 weeks pregnant with their fourth baby.

It was there that she suddenly and tragically developed HELLP, a condition that occurs in the later stages of pregnancy. It is a rapidly progressive form of pre-eclampsia characterised by high blood pressure.

Telling News3LV, distraught John said Natasha had been suffering migraines and abdominal pain for three days and then became unresponsive, seeming to have stroke-like symptoms.

He called the ambulance and she was taken to a hospital in Vegas.

John said: “On the ambulance bed, when she was taken out of the room, I told her I love you. She said I love you back to me twice, and they were the last words that came out of her mouth.”

“The baby was already deceased when it came out. I got to hold him for a few hours and get some memories with him. Then he was brought to the morgue. She never ever knew what was going on.”

Natasha, or ‘Minnie’ as she was affectionately known, was put on life support but sadly died. Her family in Adelaide were informed of the tragic news, where her mother Rosalind Karpany is looking after her three children – Josiah, eight, Jaquon, three and Kyeesha, 10.

Rosalind told the Yass Tribune: “The family back here have been supporting the children financially and caring for them, we are trying to get support for John for when he comes back because there will be hard times ahead.”

“It’s just getting our heads around it and with the children, it’s just so upsetting, you don’t expect it to happen.”

The next struggle will be getting John home with Natasha and their still-born baby.

A GoFundMe page has been set up for the family to help cover the costs of bringing them all home to have their final goodbyes.

“I’m just trying to get by day by day,” John told the Advertiser.

“I will miss having Natasha around and that smile.

“I just want to get her and our son home with me so they can be laid to rest and their family can say goodbye. Any help we can get … would be deeply appreciated.”

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OJ Simpson said what? Robert Shapiro reveals the truth

More than 20 years after OJ was found not guilty, his former defence attorney is finally speaking out.
OJ Simpson and Rob Shapiro

OJ Simpson's trial shocked the world.

OJ Simpson’s lawyer Robert Shapiro sat down with Fox News to talk about that infamous trial that gripped not only America, but the world.

During his candid chat with journalist Megyn Kelly, the now-73-year-old revealed what the NFL great whispered to him after the not guilty verdict was handed down.

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“You told me this would be the result from the beginning. You were right,” he recalled.

Following the eight month controversial criminal trial, OJ was found not guilty of stabbing to death his ex-wife Nicole Simpson Brown and her friend, Ronald Goldman

The proceedings was played out in front of the public and viewed by over 100 million people.

Robert, who was portrayed by John Travolta in the recent mini-series, revealed in the interview that he believes more than one person was involved in the killings, saying it was possible a second knife was used.

John Travolta

John Travolta stepped into the defence attorney’s shoes.

While many believe OJ was guilty, at the end of the day, the legal practitioner does believe his client received the justice he deserved.

“There’s two types of justice that we deal with, in America: there’s moral justice and there’s legal justice,” he explained

“If you look at it from a moral point of view, a lot of people would say he absolutely did it. I deal in legal justice, as you did as a lawyer, and that’s proof beyond a reasonable doubt.”

The trial shocked the world.

Two decades later, Robert Shapiro shares his personal views.

Before adding, “And there’s no question in my mind that any fair juror who saw that case from the beginning to the end would conclude there was reasonable doubt.”

OJ Simpson is currently serving a 33-year sentence in prison on an unrelated armed robbery conviction. He will be up for parole in 2017.

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Alexis Bledel welcomes her first child!

Congratulations are in order for the Gilmore Girls star, who has welcomed a sweet baby boy with husband Vincent Kartheiser.
Alexis Bledel Vincent Kartheiser

Surprise! It looks like Alexis and her handsome hubby pulled a fast one on all of us!

Rumours first emerged of the brunette beauty’s pregnancy in November of last year, but when she and her husband Vincent stepped out onto the red carpet in January of this year, the baby buzz was quickly quashed as gossip.

Now, as it happens, Alexis’ Gilmore Girls co-star Scott Patterson has dropped the big baby bombshell, saying that she was indeed pregnant, and actually gave birth in secret last year!

Speaking to Glamour.com about the upcoming Netflix revival of the show, the 57-year-old said of the new mum, “It was great to see her. She’s really blossomed as a woman and now she’s a proud new mother and married and happy.”

“I remember her as an 18-year-old kid, fresh out of college coming into Hollywood and being a little overwhelmed. She’s just the most likeable, intelligent person and adorable human being.”

“She hasn’t changed at all. She looks the same,” he added before revealing that she welcomed a baby boy.

The star quickly muted the rumours after stepping out in January with no sign of a baby bump. Little did we know, she already had a bub at home!

“We’re comparing notes because my son is about a year and a half older than her young son. I’m showing her photos and videos and what to expect. We’re just really enjoying each other’s company.”

The proud new parents met in 2012 when they played lovers on the hit show Mad Men. They announced their engagement in 2013 and the following year they were married in a private ceremony in California.

Congratulations to the new parents! We can’t wait to find out more about your little one.

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A premiere date for the revival is yet to be confirmed, but one thing’s for sure – we simply cannot wait.

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School slammed for running ‘bikini body’ classes for 11-year-olds

Parents in the community were outraged.

The Ripley Academy in the UK issued a hasty apology to parents after the “sexualising” lessons were criticised by horrified parents.

“I’m all for kids enjoying and getting into fitness but enough of the sexualisation,” Mum-of-two Sarah Reeves told the Sun.

“The general thoughts among us all was that it was appalling. We agreed we ought to let our feelings be known.”

“It is something that I feel very strongly about. As a mum of a young daughter it is an area that scares me,” she said.

Sarah, who also has a seven-year-old son, continues: “It seems the world is one that is oversexualised, with celebrities, models and magazines all giving the image that girls should be skinny and wear little clothing – should they get this message from school too.”

The school has responded by explaining that the after-school classes were being run by a supply teacher without the permission of school principal Cary Ayres.

A spokesperson said: “As soon as we were made aware of these after-school classes they were cancelled as they did not reflect the values of the academy.

“We would like to sincerely apologise for any offence caused.

“At The Ripley Academy we do run a variety of extra-curricular activities aimed at promoting a healthy lifestyle amongst all of our students and we would never condone any class, or after-school activity, that may put pressure on any young person in terms of their own body image.”

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